Yes, you heard me right… this is the stupidest place I’ve ever seen!! I was standing in front of The Stupid Factory in Hawaii! David and Goliath just so happens to be a leading apparel designer, manufacturer, wholesaler and retailer. We make stupid stuff, so you don’t have to. T-shirts, lounge wear, and fashion apparel that is mixed with our unique blend of attitude and sense of humor. With a growing collection of characters and sayings on soft fabric and great treatments, David and Goliath is light years ahead of the wanna-be competition and we don’t have plans on letting up.
With a focus on the 14-24 girl’s age group, David and Goliath has carved a customer niche that is forged in love and stupidity. And we have it down to a stupid science. And now we are branching more into the 18-30 men’s fashion apparel market with Goliath by David and Goliath. We are all really excited, in fact almost too excited. Let me calm down here, where’s that brown paper bag at? Breathe.
Okay, you know how most conference t-shirts suck? They’re splashed with sponsor logos and no fun to wear on Casual Fridays. Who really cares that you were at “Fast Food Fest ’99”?! I have a million and one of those types of t-shirts in my closet, and they all get thrown into the “donate to Goodwill” pile at the end of the year. Sorry, but I’m not interested in being a walking NASCAR chassis. Last year, we got a little geeky with the “Feed Me” shirt. This year, we’re totally stylin’ with a shirt that says it all without saying anything:
Cast a casual glance, and you’ll see nothing more than a hot paisley design on a black t-shirt. Look closer, and you’ll actually find a few alphanumeric characters spelling out the word G-N-O-M-E-D-E-X-6. There’s even a couple of unobtrusive Lockergnome logos thrown in there for good measure. That’s it – total black on the back. If you don’t think these are the best conference t-shirts ever, I’d like to see one less annoying (as in, completely devoid of sponsor logos). Our sponsors understand why we do this – and they all love us for it. My guess is that many Gnomedexers will wear the t-shirt well after the event. Oh, and we’ll have some extras for sale (including fitted t-shirts made for the female figure).