This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Cobra. All opinions are 100% mine.
I’m not the best driver in the world, but I’m also not the worst. I’m okay with calling myself an average driver with average needs.
I stick to the posted speed limit, I yield to pedestrians, and I stay within the lines (not just in driving, but in coloring books as well).
There are certain features I wish my car carried with it – not the least of which is a warning light that would illuminate whenever I was about to obey the law and incite a fellow driver’s road rage. They’re probably working on that in a lab indirectly somewhere right now (along with edible turn signals since drivers don’t seem to use them for anything else).
Heading out with the family? Heading back to school? Dads (and grads) could use better tools to further enhance our driving experiences, but we’re not necessarily the kind who will pull over and ask for directions. Sometimes, you have to gift us with technology before we will accept it into our lives.
I was sent an Escort Max 360 radar detector, and my immediate thought was: “I’ve never felt like I needed one before, so how will this tool actually help me as a driving dad?” Then I saw the “Posted Speed Limit Data” feature and got very excited. Yes, this device knows the posted speed limit in your location and will warn you (unlike your car) when you’re going over.
I’ve wanted something like that for the longest time, and I can’t tell you (as someone who respects the law) how genuinely excited I was to see this. Yes, it’s a system with dual front & rear detection, arrow indicators to point out the source of a radar, GPS-powered for rejecting false alerts, and lightning-fast data detection – but all of that intelligence means nothing if you’re playing fast and loose with the rules.
Yes, I’m a stickler – but that’s what keeps me (and others) safe on the road.
I also like planning ahead, so my trunk has a tiny kit with all sorts of emergency accessories in it. As soon as I saw the Cobra JumPack – Tiny but Mighty, I knew it would be a permanent part of my prevention pack. With it, you can not just rapid-charge your favorite mobile devices, but actually jump start your car multiple times (on a single JumPack charge). And it has a little LED flashlight built-in!
Okay, the smallest things often get me the most excited. Does your portable battery pack have an LED flashlight built-in? Didn’t think so. Oh, and it also comes with jumper cables – without any worry about needing another vehicle to help you start moving again.
You don’t need to wait for a specific occasion to gift a dad or grad the right tech tools – they may not know that these experiences exist, so why wait another day to enable them to become a better-prepared driver?
I wouldn’t recommend waiting too much longer – because they probably needed these tech tools last week at some point.
As a child, I was an odd duck (though some would contend that I maintain a similar level of peculiarity).
I couldn’t stand sports, I didn’t really enjoy playing in the outdoors, and I wanted a BIC® 4-Color™ pen. I wanted other things, too (like Star Wars figures) – but, for some unknown reason, this writing instrument captured my attention.
The pen was different… then again, so was I (at least, in comparison to everybody else in my neighborhood or school). There were 4 Inseparable Colors in 1 Pen!
I remember thinking about what my life was like if – and when – I had this pen in my possession. Why, at a moment’s notice, I could go from red to green without wasting time to pick up a separate stylus. How cool would that be? And, you might recall, I was also the kid who couldn’t eat any of his chocolate-coated candies until they were first separated into color piles. Had I known about ROYGBIV back in the day, I would have taken my idiosyncrasies to an entirely new level.
Well, this was a pen for me. Different. Fun. Full of four colors. It was certainly something that would help me make every one of my assignments even more awesome (even though we weren’t really allowed to use red ink on our paperwork). Yes, I fantasized about how to better organize my notes.
You think I’m joking, don’t you?
Go ahead, laugh. I’ll wait.
But I had the last laugh, because once I finally had my hands on a BIC® 4-Color™ pen… my outlines were award-winning (if they gave awards for such things). Each level was written in a different color code, helping me further visually organize the information I had scrawled. Mind you, this was long before “word processor” was a common term. Actually, I was my own word processor.
No fancy fonts. No printer jams. Just original handwriting and a variety of usable colors for common paper types. While I cut my teeth (and fingertips) on white wide rule, I wound up preferring “college” rule because I was able to use more lines on a single sheet. Eventually, yellow legal pads won my heart… and the BIC 4-color pen’s ink.
Even today, I much prefer keeping most actionable / to-do notes for myself on some form of physical media (as in, something that doesn’t crash and has an adhesive on part of one side). Of course, I have pens aplenty… but none of them have ever been THIS pen.
I mean, what kind of kid actually dreams of owning a particular pen?! It’s been more than a dream come true for me, really – and it’s something I still treasure after all these years. Its magic will never dissipate.
We click, I think.
And now I can click with the BIC® on social, too – they’re on Twitter, Facebook, and have even created a few videos to further highlight the personalties of this pen. Of course, I’ve always liked the color red – and now that I’m no longer in school, I use red ink without fear of reprisal.
Each color has a personality – but you can only use one at a time (though, I’m quite guilty of doing the thing that’s surfaced in the “Crammed” video). Given that red is my favorite color, I’m happy to see that the red personality is in line with how I’d want to express myself with the pen.
Blue likes himself. Green is the jealous type. Black (although he doesn’t like to talk about it) is actually a blonde. Red likes it when things are correct.
I think you should know why I like red now.
Seems like an understatement to call this gadget simply a “pen.” It’s more like an awesomesauce instrument that’s capable of channeling your needs – no matter which color personality you feel like using at the time.
I hate doing reviews. Hate them.
Yet, they’re expected to be done — not by me, but by others who want to know how I feel about any given product.
Inevitably, you miss something in a review — or someone watching (or reading) expects you to cover something you didn’t think about or care to dive deeply into.
So it was my idea to trudge through a Samsung Galaxy S5 review last night after a few Russian Imperial Stouts. Great idea.
I also hate editing video. Hate.
So I tried to shoot something live-to-tape and (in my usual self-editing live style) I felt like I was just wasting my time with the “review” and wanted to quit. I decided to quit for the night, and went to bed.
I’m not quite sure I want to bother with doing a full-on Samsung Galaxy S5 review; I’ve tried coming up with a simple rubric to follow, but inevitably feel like I’m not doing it “right.”
When you force yourself to do something you hate, you actually hate it even more.
Perhaps if I do decide to publish reviews in the future, I don’t know if they’ll be done in video (certainly, not the way I’ve done it before). And, despite reviews being traffic drivers, I don’t know if I’ll be publishing any of my future reviews for the public to digest (perhaps making them viewable by patrons only).
It’s possible that with a production team around me, I’ll revisit the idea of doing reviews for the public in one way or another. Maybe I’ll just scribble out my thoughts and find a decent narrator, video editor person, or animator to superimpose those bits atop “epic” product visuals?
Oh, and in case you were wondering: the S5 is a fine product that has been marred by Samsung’s sloppiness and apparent apathy in executing a cohesive user experience.