Don't Put me on the Do Not Call List

I realize that the last thing I should ever do is interact with a telemarketer – but I can’t help myself anymore. They keep calling, despite me never asking them to call in the first place. I’m starting to draw inspiration from Jim Florentine these days.

You never know when they’re going to call, you never know what they’ll be selling, and you never really know what’s going to happen when I find their weak point and exploit it.

In my entire life, I’ve never purchased anything from a telemarketer – I’m not sure why they keep calling. Must be a numbers game? How about this number: 3. That’s how many seconds it takes for me to start recording your interruption for the world to enjoy.