USB Humping Dog

I’m very lucky that Wicket (male) and Pixie (female) don’t hump legs. Every once in a while, Pixe has a moment of gender confusion and decides to take Wicket “doggie style.” Wicket doesn’t seem to mind, though. The act, itself, is less about procreation – and more about asserting dominance (or so we’ve been told).

So, uh… I think I want one of these, if only for shock value at airports and coffee shops. Not a humping dog, a USB humping dog. Don’t worry, I believe it comes pre-neutered. You ever wonder where they get neuticles from? Look no further. Add this to your wish list for the next holiday season – or pick one up for dear ol’ Dad for Father’s Day. I bet he’ll appreciate it more than Mom would.

I wonder what kind of breed… nevermind.