Zimbabwe Ant Farm
Via Mr Paul Moyo:
Please get back to me in five days if you are intrested My name is Master paul moyo, the Only son of Mr.Jabulani Samuel moyo of zimbabwe. It might be asurprise to you where I got your contact address, i got it from the South Africa information Exchange (S.A.I.E) here in Pretoria.
I’ve never been to Zimbabwe. I hear it’s nice this time of year. Odd that they’d have my contact information in Pretoria, as I only remember registering on the Web site for Petoria.
During the current crises against the farmers of Zimbabwe by the supporters of our President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white owned farms in our country, he ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his party members and their followers.
Oh god, that’s horrible! But maybe it’s for the best? White farmers are the worst, anyway. They needed to be corraled sooner or later. I think this legislation was for the best, sir.
My father was one of the best farmers in the country and knowing that he did not support the president’s political ideology, the president supporters invaded my father’s farm burnt down everything, shot him and as a result of the wounds sustained, he became sick and died after two days.And after his death,
Wait, is your father Mr. “Rudy” Jabulani Samuel Moyo – the famous ant farmer?! I had no idea he was white! Heh. All these years I thought he was red… or black… or whatever color ant farmers are in ZImbabwe. Worse thing our president’s supporters do around here is support him.
My mother and I decided to move out of Zimbabwe for the safety of our lives to South-Africa.Before he died he left a total of $US32.5 million united states dollars which he deposited in a box with a security company in Johanessboug South Africa he advise me to solicit for reliable foreign partner who will asist me to transfer this money out of South-Africa for investment purpose. he deposited the money in my name and it can be claimed by me alone with the deposit code.
I totally understand your situation, but I didn’t realize that ant farming could be so lucrative?
From the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my family depends on this money as much, I will be very grateful if you can assits us.We are now living in South-Africa as political asylum seekers and the financial law of South Africa does not allow asylum seekers certain financial rights to such huge amount of money .In view of this, I cannot invest this money in South-Africa, hence I am asking you to assist us transfer this money out of South-Africa for investment pusposes. For your efforts, I am prepared to offer you 30% and 70% will be kept for my family,
30%? I don’t think so. If you really want me to help out, I must insist on not taking a single penny. Your family is in trouble, and the last thing I’d want to do is paint another human being into a financial corner. That’s just not the right thing to do, wouldn’t you agree? So, no fee for me – I’ll help out a fellow person out of the kindness of my own heart.
Finally modalities on how the transfer will be done will be conveyed to you once we establish trust and confidence between ourselves. Looking forward to your urgent reply from you. For detailed information, you can contact me on my phone number 27-730113247.NOTE: THE KEY WORD TO THIS TRANSACTION IS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED
Oh, okay. I promise not to tell anybody about it. And you obvioulsy know how to get ahold of me. What now?
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One Comment
Thomas
May 30th, 2007
at 6:31pm
Ze Frank talks through a letter like this during his talk at TED “What’s so funny about the Web?” from Feb 2004.
The whole video is worth watching, it really highlights Ze Frank’s comedic skills, but the part with the letter starts at 2:08.