Okay, I'm all for supporting non-profit organizations, but Volunteer Match just lost my vote. I was deeply shocked (and apalled) at what I found down the street from Citizen Cake. “Get Out. Do Good.” Indeed! What the hell was this guy thinking?! And why does this other guy think it's cool to share his appreciation for mass chaos? To top it off, the blonde bimbo on the end just couldn't help but let us know what she'd rather be doing. The nerve!

In all seriousness, VM is a great resource for people all around the world. Only the first two photos were doctored – but they were askin' for it. The third snapshot, incidentally, was only resized. Let this be a word of warning to all you moron marketers out there: don't give me an in! I'll walk through your door with guns a blazin'! It's not my fault – Tantek took the pictures. I just took 'em to the next level.