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Okay, I'm all for supporting non-profit organizations, but Volunteer Match just lost my vote. I was deeply shocked (and apalled) at what I found down the street from Citizen Cake. “Get Out. Do Good.” Indeed! What the hell was this guy thinking?! And why does this other guy think it's cool to share his appreciation for mass chaos? To top it off, the blonde bimbo on the end just couldn't help but let us know what she'd rather be doing. The nerve!
In all seriousness, VM is a great resource for people all around the world. Only the first two photos were doctored – but they were askin' for it. The third snapshot, incidentally, was only resized. Let this be a word of warning to all you moron marketers out there: don't give me an in! I'll walk through your door with guns a blazin'! It's not my fault – Tantek took the pictures. I just took 'em to the next level.
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6 Comments
Anonymous
January 23rd, 2003
at 11:50pm
haha, good ones. WTF is up with those photos they chose for this campaign, anyways? Cheaper than stock photos, Iguess…
hey, did you get a haircut?
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 3:42am
Hah, indeed! Anyone that allows a deliberate attack from Pirillo SHOULD expect him to burst through the door with guns a blazin'! I do have to say, those photos are just plain 1)Awful and, 2)Scary as hell. Yes, did you get a haircut? It's..less poofy.
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 4:24am
You may have doctored them, but I think your tag lines fit right in. No on second thought they don't seeing how yours where actually clever. Which we all know doesn't happen in the world of marketing…EVER!
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 8:55am
I find it hilarious that most marketers believe that most consumers are complete morons (who just consume mindlessly like good consumers should). My favorite idiotic TV commercial is the Glade PlugIn Freshener one, where the mother is trying to make a drink with her blender but she can't because she has an old style Glade PlugIn with no pass thru plug on it. Instead of removing the Glade PlugIn to plug in her blender, what does she do? She slumps there with the blender plug in within her hands looking confused what to do. ARE YOU FRICKEN SERIOUS?! Hahahahaa!
Anonymous
January 24th, 2003
at 10:58am
How about:
Show Me your Goods; I will come down to your level; For a good time call me; It takes one to know one; You scratch my back….
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 8:51am
You are THE ONE!!! (Do not try to stop the SPAM, instead, realize that there is no SPAM!) hehe…