WWJD?
Okay, if you had to choose a governor for YOUR state (or province), who would it be? Arnold or Arnold? I don't know if I'd want Mary in office, but only because she has a Members Entrance… as well as a special place on her Web site for paying visitors. *ahem* Since Simon couldn't take the pressure, I have no choice but to back Merlin… or Speak 'N Math. Either one would do a better job, I'm certain. Hey, what ever happened to that Bill on Capitol Hill? He's doing Mervyn's commercials. I smell a comeback. And a really rotten race. Let's just elect Randy “Macho Man / Slim Jim” Savage and be done with it. Instead of caucuses, we could have Battle Royales. That's a funny word: caucus. It makes me laugh long time.
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20 Comments
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 9:56am
Vote for Georgy! http://www.georgyforgov.com/
She's a geek! w00t!
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:07am
Why aren't you running? Gov. Pirillo?
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:22am
I almost ran for governor, but seeing as how I just moved to California three weeks ago I didn't have time to get enough signatures. Can you imagine telling all your friends? “Yeah, I got bored and moved to California to become the Governor.” You can always pretend though by getting the “Next Governor of California” shirt at http://www.tshirthell.com. Mine is on order.
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:23am
I'd just like to point out that sometimes ex-professional wrestlers, and Arnie Co-Stars aren't such a bad choice. It was actually refreshing to have Jesse Ventura in office in Minnesota. Doubly so since I'm from Iowa :)
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:30am
I second your idea for Battle Royales. Maybe we should take a page from Taiwanese politicians… every other night you can turn on the TV there and see them pushing, shoving, fist-fighting & hurling (real) chairs at one another… or maybe not.
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:53am
If I was a Californian I'd vote for Larry Flynt!!! I'd love to hear him deliver the State of the State address. In extremely slurred speech: “As you can see by how far this woman has her legs spread, the state income is increasing by leaps and bounds!!!”
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 11:29am
I thought “Weird Al” was running for governor. It may help him sell a few more albums and pay for his eBay addiction. :)
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 11:32am
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2003-08-01&res=l
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 4:50pm
Jesus, our state is a joke.
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 8:33pm
*Macho Man* OOOOOH YEAAAH!
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 9:15pm
How about a little ground swell “Draft Chris”?
Anonymous
August 25th, 2003
at 10:46pm
hey chris. love your site man. peace.
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 1:57am
Arnold! Yay! Haha. Arnold is featured on my layout (along with three other candidates :D) haha. I'm pyscho.
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 3:21am
WWJD?
RTFB
hehe.
:)
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 7:26am
Chris Pirillo for Governor. Now thats a candidate I would vote for if I still lived in California. Any such thing as write in candidates in California?
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 10:21am
I really don't think you should be asking ME this, Chris. After all, I do live in a city that used to have Jerry Springer as its mayor.
And no, I'm not kidding!
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 11:15am
“Yeah, I know she's a Doll; aint' that Right Ellie”! I will gladly run for Govenor. My First Lady Ellie (Blow Up Screw Doll) and I (Blow UP Screw Human) Please… by all means Puff away. I feel that Ross Perot you remember him the billionare of a futures tech company among other things that refers to the telephone as the little machine..”Ya know man speak into that machine” He's all Jacked Up on AutoUtrophics or something, He is my Zombie Robot, ya know my card board cut out of a Vice President. The first thing I will do when I get into office: A fast Polka Dance on top of a table, nude, whilst I wear a cow skull horror mask and bang Mary Carey; since we are actually Pals from the same town. Then I will have Ross moon walk his smooth talking *** up there, and put the fear of God in Everyone with his Devil speak. Then I will take all the budgets combine them; and Give Everything and I mean all the Green to Linus T.; so as he can take over the world. The Star Wars Kid, will have my back; as he is Security. Meanwhile Arnold is over in the corner blowing blood vessels lifting heavy objects; While Ross is Tagg teaming some classic L.A. Trailer Trash.
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Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 11:21am
I almost forgot. Arnold Big: I remember growing up as a boy in Austria; people would laugh and tell me that a young Austrian farm boy who couldn't speak English couldn't do anything in America; well I was the Highest Groossssing Actor Last year in da hole World.
Note: I just wished he would have worked on that English!
Quiz
Anonymous
August 26th, 2003
at 11:41am
Quiz, what the heck are you smoking? I think I want some of that…maybe not.
Anonymous
June 9th, 2007
at 5:38am
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