Comments on: Writer's Cramp

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 13 Dec 2003 03:48:09 +0000

The real story is that Mr. P has been tapped to host a new show on the OLN Channel “Call for Kelp” in which viewers will call in for tips on ocean flora and fauna. He will provide info how to identify and prepare your favorite veggy seafood dish with the help of Catfish Schwartz.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 12 Dec 2003 00:50:23 +0000

Ah Zeus, you're so fucking smart. Ever think about signing up for a job in the CIA? They're about as useless a yourself so you may find comfort among your peers. If anyone want's the real story tune into Unscrewed on TechTV on the 17th and all will be revealed!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 10 Dec 2003 18:57:56 +0000

Here's the scoop. Gretchen and Chris are getting a divorce. Not long after he was canned from CFH, Gretchen revealed to him that she and former Lockergnome employee, Lori Lockwood, were actively persuing a lesbian relationship. They were also allowing Jake Ludington (who was filming most of their escapades for a pay website) to join in their love fests. Most of this occurred while Chris was down standing in the unemployment line or calling his mommy back in Iowa on the pay phone down at the corner. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag but I just didn't want everyone to have to wait two weeks only to be disappointed when Pirillo didn't fill you in again….

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 02:21:16 +0000

Aren't these postings about mysterious things intriguing? I guess it's only intriguing to those nosey bastards out there. Aren't any of you behind on your Xmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, Yule, Rammadan or any other pagan rituals?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 01:42:00 +0000

“Are you getting a divorce chris? i've noticed you have not mentioned your wife in quite a while, not to mention …”
The gravy train is over! After getting canned from TTV/CFH.
Shes out of there… Hahahaha

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Dec 2003 02:56:00 +0000

Why doesn't everyone just relax, sit back and wait. I'm sure Chris will tell you all when he can.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Dec 2003 01:27:58 +0000

If chris would stop talking in riddles there would be no “rumors” would there? and who said they're rumors, they were merely honest questions. ignore the questions then you have rumors. as for CFH? what did happen?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 07 Dec 2003 00:41:23 +0000

Divorce,Comback to CFH,and Blogging LA. Which one of these is true? Its funny how rumors spread so fast. Whatever you will be doing Chris , true fans will support you in whatever you will do. Cheers

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 23:37:22 +0000

Chris said: “… something that I'll tell you more about in a couple of Wednesdays. Many questions are about to be answered, once and for all. ” Could it be true??! We will finally find out what we've all been wondering…Why was Chris canned@CFH and what is the new deal/Job/show? Divorce!?! Pirillo on the prowl..skeery thought! Lookout you gnomie-wenches! ;)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 23:24:02 +0000

You never actually tell us. You damn tease!!!
Always so secretive with no actual revelations as always promised. I'm am beginning to learn my lesson. Never trust the gnome.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 22:01:46 +0000

Is he getting a divorce? I notice his wife blog was removed too… Makes you wonder.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 22:01:40 +0000

Is he getting a divorce? I notice his wife blog was removed too… Makes you wonder.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 20:58:17 +0000

I wish I knew what the [insert own word] you are talking about.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 20:34:37 +0000

Yeah, I can't really believe that he's going to [remaining message removed] ;o) That really blows my mind. I guess it's not so secret anymore…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 06 Dec 2003 16:53:14 +0000

Chris's secret is, that he is going to be [remaining message removed]
;-) I'll say it again, it's fun knowing a secret.