Someone's just given birth. Tom Pohl! Well, his wife did. I just got a message from their newborn… although, at first, I thought it was spam. The inevitable question: when do WE plan on having dorklets? The inevitable answer: no comment. Nobody's pregant here.

Hi! My name is Joshua John Pohl. You haven't met me yet, but my mommy and daddy know you! Well, at least you were in the address books on their computers. I should know, I hacked into them today after these lovely ladies brought me into this big room called a “nursery.” They're out of the room right now. They think I am sleeping.

Congrats to Tom and Chrissy!