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If you're single and you're horny, clap your hands. If you're married and you're swinging, clap your hands. If your heart is overflowin' with the joy of people knowin' – find the person you're adorin' with your hands. Specifically, your clicking finger – because we just launched the Lockergnome Personals Network a few minutes ago. Gretchen's been keeping me happy. I've been instructed that it's okay to touch as long as I don't look. So, look for me and tell me what you find? Me promise to love you long time.
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29 Comments
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 3:14pm
Do you really think someone who posts an ad at “Nerve” would want a geek? It would have to be one pretty hip geek.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 3:18pm
Sweet! now where's the chat room?
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 3:35pm
I almost thought you were kidding when you told me about this yesterday. But hey, way to go, man!
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 3:41pm
OMG you make my head hurt sometimes!
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 3:46pm
Touch but don't look? C'mon Chris touch the screen. You can do it. Quick while Gretchen's not looking ;)
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 4:03pm
And the empire grows even larger… I love that idea! Do you know how much females HATE the geeky types in West Virginia? They'd like to shoot us, but that's not legal. This may save the world…or it may be just another crazy idea from Lockergnome.com. Isn't that good enough, though?
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 4:20pm
Actually, Chris, I just tried the product. This is great. Who says you need TechTV anyways? Just push to create the Lockergnome.com channel in the future.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 4:27pm
*Claps after first sentence.*
18/M/WV
Looking for:
18-21/F/WV
LOL
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 4:35pm
Those look like the same personals from the front page of Fark, Is this a joint venture of some kind?
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 5:52pm
I call shenanigins! That guy on the Fark personal with the tiny goatee is in there, I know it.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 6:55pm
I think they are the “Nerve” (nerve.com) personals. Unless they buy the service from whomever Chris is.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 7:55pm
What will you think up next. This will be a cool feature for all the people who needs to be loved.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 10:18pm
It's a joint venture with Spring Street Networks who have a ton of partners including Nerve, Fark, Salon, and the Onion. The Farkers are having fun adding the featured personals to photoshop contests.
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 11:08pm
OOOOTAYYYYY! :)
Anonymous
May 7th, 2003
at 11:50pm
well they do say that Personal Ad help find me love web sites are the only ones (excluding porn I suppose) that have and are making money….seems like a good idea…lots of sites have added this service lately.
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 3:54am
Once Buckwheat sings a song it's eternally his.
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 4:56am
You're the best Chris….
Keep up the good writing and good work!
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 6:08am
I expect more from you, Chris. Start your own service just for us, your readers, not a lame affiliate link to another site
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 6:43am
Wow…. looks like it's all downhill from here. Lockergnome and PERSONALS? Money must be tight… I have supported your efforts in the past but this?
Say so long to my subscription!
What's next… Lockergnome Porn?
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 7:54am
Lockergnome Porn!! Sign me up!!!
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 8:10am
hi that a cool t-shirt
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 10:35am
Chris, you rocks!:)
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 2:01pm
It all comes down to sex in the end.
Great job Chris.
Now the next obvious step would be what happens when people start reviewing the dates they get from Gnomedex Personals on their blogs?
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 6:49pm
Great Idea Chris! Another step for Lockergnome to take over the universe. Why dont you add a section for us minors to find someone too? That would be really cool.
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 7:24pm
I'm the first Cambridge person on these personals.
Anonymous
May 8th, 2003
at 8:44pm
Chris,why did you leave Call For Help?
Anonymous
May 9th, 2003
at 3:50am
Tech TV gave him the opportunity to seek employment elsewhere. :-(
Anonymous
May 9th, 2003
at 5:20pm
I really love that you make a subtle reference to Eddie Murphy and Buckwheat from SNL.
Anonymous
May 10th, 2003
at 9:36pm
Hey my business makes money and we're neither porn nor personals!
Anyway I too was a bit disappointed to see Spring Street. Oh well. You can find me under the name filchyboy you hot mamas!