Wookin' Pa Nub

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If you're single and you're horny, clap your hands. If you're married and you're swinging, clap your hands. If your heart is overflowin' with the joy of people knowin' – find the person you're adorin' with your hands. Specifically, your clicking finger – because we just launched the Lockergnome Personals Network a few minutes ago. Gretchen's been keeping me happy. I've been instructed that it's okay to touch as long as I don't look. So, look for me and tell me what you find? Me promise to love you long time.