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If you're single and you're horny, clap your hands. If you're married and you're swinging, clap your hands. If your heart is overflowin' with the joy of people knowin' – find the person you're adorin' with your hands. Specifically, your clicking finger – because we just launched the Lockergnome Personals Network a few minutes ago. Gretchen's been keeping me happy. I've been instructed that it's okay to touch as long as I don't look. So, look for me and tell me what you find? Me promise to love you long time.

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Do you really think someone who posts an ad at “Nerve” would want a geek? It would have to be one pretty hip geek.

Sweet! now where's the chat room?

I almost thought you were kidding when you told me about this yesterday. But hey, way to go, man!

OMG you make my head hurt sometimes!

Touch but don't look? C'mon Chris touch the screen. You can do it. Quick while Gretchen's not looking ;)

And the empire grows even larger… I love that idea! Do you know how much females HATE the geeky types in West Virginia? They'd like to shoot us, but that's not legal. This may save the world…or it may be just another crazy idea from Lockergnome.com. Isn't that good enough, though?

Actually, Chris, I just tried the product. This is great. Who says you need TechTV anyways? Just push to create the Lockergnome.com channel in the future.

*Claps after first sentence.*
18/M/WV
Looking for:
18-21/F/WV
LOL

Those look like the same personals from the front page of Fark, Is this a joint venture of some kind?

I call shenanigins! That guy on the Fark personal with the tiny goatee is in there, I know it.

I think they are the “Nerve” (nerve.com) personals. Unless they buy the service from whomever Chris is.

What will you think up next. This will be a cool feature for all the people who needs to be loved.

It's a joint venture with Spring Street Networks who have a ton of partners including Nerve, Fark, Salon, and the Onion. The Farkers are having fun adding the featured personals to photoshop contests.

OOOOTAYYYYY! :)

well they do say that Personal Ad help find me love web sites are the only ones (excluding porn I suppose) that have and are making money….seems like a good idea…lots of sites have added this service lately.

Once Buckwheat sings a song it's eternally his.

You're the best Chris….
Keep up the good writing and good work!

I expect more from you, Chris. Start your own service just for us, your readers, not a lame affiliate link to another site

Wow…. looks like it's all downhill from here. Lockergnome and PERSONALS? Money must be tight… I have supported your efforts in the past but this?
Say so long to my subscription!
What's next… Lockergnome Porn?

Lockergnome Porn!! Sign me up!!!

hi that a cool t-shirt

Chris, you rocks!:)

It all comes down to sex in the end.
Great job Chris.
Now the next obvious step would be what happens when people start reviewing the dates they get from Gnomedex Personals on their blogs?

Great Idea Chris! Another step for Lockergnome to take over the universe. Why dont you add a section for us minors to find someone too? That would be really cool.

I'm the first Cambridge person on these personals.

Chris,why did you leave Call For Help?

Tech TV gave him the opportunity to seek employment elsewhere. :-(

I really love that you make a subtle reference to Eddie Murphy and Buckwheat from SNL.

Hey my business makes money and we're neither porn nor personals!
Anyway I too was a bit disappointed to see Spring Street. Oh well. You can find me under the name filchyboy you hot mamas!

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