See Mommy drive. Drive, Mommy, drive. See Sprocket run. Run, Sprocket, run. See Sprocket bathe. Bathe, Sprocket, bathe. See Sprocket pass out because he's so damn tired after running around all over hell and half of Georgia. I mean, the bark park. He spent most of it with his nose shoved in a hole. “There's be groundhogs waitin' to be chomped on, Pa.” Thanks for sharing, boy.

See Daddy clean bathroom that Mommy and Sprocket left messy. Messy Mommy, messy. Yes ums did! Yes ums did! I'd give my wife a treat, but she appears to have found them already. I just keep snacking on spoonfuls of natural peanut butter. There's nothing really low-carby in our refrigerator. She's talking about getting together with friends for coffee later (or I'd brew a fresh pot right now). Oh jeez. There's a wet dog humping my leg. Knock it off, boy!