Windows XP Error Codes

    000 – Unexpected Intelligent User Detected; Please Reload Everything

    001 – Intimidation Failed; Attempting to Crash Repeatedly

    002 – Erroneous Error; No Error Occurred (Yet)

    003 – RAM Depleted; Annex Japan (Y/N)?

    004 – Deluxe Error. Please Send $75 to Upgrade Your Error

    005 – Long File Name Error; Tape Erased to Make Room for Filename

    006 – Insufficient RAM to Crash Properly; Attempting Fake Crash

    007 – Alphanumeric Sequence “OS2″ Prohibited

    008 – This License Has Expired; Please Purchase Another Copy

    009 – Error Buffer Overflow; Too Many Errors

    00A – Non-Microsoft Application Encountered

    00B – Push Error; Removing Files to Make Room for Advertisement

    00C – Windows Loaded Correctly This Time

    00D – User Error; Lemming Not Found

    00E – Open Standard Encountered; Attempting to Redmondize

    00F – Reserved for Future Coding Errors

    010 – Virus Error – Other Applications Will Be Closed Instead

    011 – Orwell Not Found; You Must Use MSN

    012 – Cash Underflow – Credit Card Number Will Be Assimilated

    013 – Keyboard Error; User Must Learn to Slow Down

    014 – User Error; Reading License Agreement Mandatory to Continue

    015 – Error Message Deleted

    016 – Expected Error Did Not Occur; Attempting to Restart Error Sequence

    017 – Multitasking Attempted; System Confused

    018 – Network Error – Your Crash Will Be Replicated to All Stations

    019 – Freedom-of-Choice Error; Select a Microsoft Browser To Continue

    01A – Insult Detected — Your Bill Gates Joke Will Be Deleted

    01B – Error Removing Temp File; a Permanent File Will Be Substituted

    01C – Wrong Disk Formatted. Sorry About That.

    01D – Mandatory Error Inserted to Meet Error Quota

    01E – Please Insert Your Favorite Error Here

    01F – Error In Progress; Please Wait….

    020 – Unknown Error Occurred But Was Lost. Windows Will Try To Remember

    021 – Error Parsing Error List; Please Wait For Next Error

    022 – Upgrade Error; Please Format Your Drive And Reload Everything

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