Will Laser Scissors Help You Cut a Straight Line?
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I cannot cut a straight line to save my life. Seriously, who can? Even if you have a drawn line that is perfectly straight… you will likely not cut it perfectly. In order to help, I have these completely cool Laser Guided Scissors.
Okay, so we’re not quite at the point in the future where everyone has their own flying car and, possibly more disappointing, we don’t have personal laser cutting instruments. But judging by the way people drive while still on the ground, we’re probably not ready for flying cars or laser cutting instruments for that matter. Still, a geek has to dream about such things, right?
For now we will go with these Laser Guided Scissors, that will at least help you make some straight cuts. The built-in Laser helps you get straight cuts in paper and fabric, whether gift wrapping or working on a project at home or in the office.
So now, I can cut a perfectly straight line… we hope. I know there are probably better tools for drawing straight lines, but let’s face it. They aren’t half as much fun as laser guided scissors. Just make sure you keep these out of the hands of kids. We all know that they will likely try to shine the laser light in people’s eyes. Who can resist?
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6 Comments
Marcus Hamaker
August 28th, 2008
at 5:49am
That’s awesome! I love that you managed to get a JFK reference and a Mike Myers/Coffee Talk reference in the same video :) Not sure if I would use the laser scissors but hey, if it’s got a laser it MUST be better.
Marcus Hamaker
August 28th, 2008
at 5:55am
I love that you were able to get a JFK movie reference and a Coffee Talk reference in the same video. Too funny! Not sure about the laser scissors though… but then again, if it’s got a laser on it; it must be better :)
Marzy
August 28th, 2008
at 6:34am
I’m sorry but this is a rant, I can’t see how these would work? When you move the scissors to the left a little wouldn’t the laser move as well. I think it could kinda work if you pre-draw a link and then the laser will help you keep on that line.
Lishious
August 28th, 2008
at 8:47am
Alright, i am noticing a huge flaw tell if i am wrong but since the laser is attached to the scissors as soon as you tilt it it will turn and you will get a line that till cant cut a line that go exactly straight up or down sideways
CJ
August 28th, 2008
at 7:23pm
I agree with Lishious.. If your cutting a straight line and you turn the paper how would you be able t o cut a circle out or what ever other shape you need to cut out ?
On A Storyteller’s Night
August 29th, 2008
at 2:29am
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