When they're in trouble, Mommy calls 'em by their full name – which apparently includes *MY* last name and not hers. When you hear “Wicket Pirillo,” you know he's in trouble.

I think each of them has gone on long enough without middle names, so we're hunting for suitable ones. Passively, however – not actively. There are far more important things to do than to sit around the house and come up with full names for our dogs.