Let me get this straight, America:

• It’s perfectly fine to sell alcohol to adults
• It’s perfectly fine to sell tobacco to adults
• It’s perfectly fine to market “pharmaceutical” drugs to anybody
• It’s perfectly fine for us to consume mass amounts of caffeine
• It’s perfectly fine to put trans fats in products
• It’s perfectly fine for us to get our kids addicted to sugar

…but marijuana still isn’t legal?

Give me a freakin’ break man. Are we still living in the early 1900s here?! If the evening news was full of videos like the following, I’d certainly be tuning in a helluva lot more (and maybe, just maybe, light up my first MarcCanter doobie in the process):