Where's My Trailer?
I was talking it over with myself this morning, and we agree: Country music sucks.
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17 Comments
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 7:17pm
I agree also, haha, I am not a big fan of it either.
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 7:55pm
In general, I agree. However, there's maybe…5% that's just so quirky (”John Deere Green”) or fun to sing in large groups (”Dust On The Bottle”)…I tend to really hate myself for liking these songs. Is anyone else a closet country-fan, or is it just me? =P Sould I be hanging my head in shame?
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 8:07pm
But hey, if you sing country music backwards, you get your job and your wife back.
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 8:31pm
You're just listening to the WRONG country music…. Try, Blue Rodeo, WhiskeyTown, Lucinda Williams, Robert Earl Keen, or Charlie Robison….. The **** they play on most country radio stations DOES suck……. haha But not these guys…..!!!
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 8:57pm
that dude up there above me has a point. I hate new country, but i'm a HUGE fan of Bluegrass.
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 9:02pm
Right on!!! :0) That's a good gnome. Country is evil…and here I sit in the middle of country music land…come save me? lol..
Anonymous
April 13th, 2002
at 10:42pm
Amen!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2002
at 2:09am
Hmph, that's a rather safe group to offend in a blog, since seeing how most country music fans seem to consider the internet either as the net you line the inside of your pickup truck with instead of the outside, or the devil's big, engorged, bulbous tool, or both.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2002
at 8:04pm
I, on the other hand, love country music. It has inspired me, I can relate to it the best and find it the most relaxing and enjoyable.
I do, however, listen to other music, but for the most part, I enjoy country the most.
You people have to be more open minded…having a closed mind is bad for the body and soul.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2002
at 7:04am
I dare anyone to listen to http://www.wdvx.com/ for a few hours and say country music sucks. The new jangle pish-tosh they play on “country” radio nowadays is what sucks.
Then again, everything they play on the radio sucks.
-R.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2002
at 8:24am
You mean you've only JUST realised this? ;-)
Anonymous
April 15th, 2002
at 10:46am
RE: Jun's comments
Country music fans are not all the unsophisticated, technophobic rednecks you seem to make them out to be. I work for a country radio station, and recent research we have done shows that the percentage of people who have and use internet access regularly is just about the same as the national average.
Country fans may not be more sophisticated than other groups, but they're not any less. Lose the stereotypes.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2002
at 11:39pm
I love country music! :( Am I a freak? ;) Been listn' to et fer years now, and dems the god honest truth! :)
Country isn't all that bad. New country that is. I can't stand the old stuff.
Anonymous
April 16th, 2002
at 2:32pm
the only good type of country music is REAL country music, like cowboys, workin' hard, and life on the range. not trailers and ex-wives and HORSESHHHoe.
bluegrass was created by God because it IS the best form of music, EVER!!!
Anonymous
April 18th, 2002
at 10:28am
Don't worry chris, you will grow up,someday, and learn to appreciate even more forms of music, than just “Country”.
I remember when I thought Country sucked. Oh yes, those good old days, banging heads to head banging music and telling Mister Brill to get rid of that *Evil* Grin or I would 'knock it off his face, Teachers taught, not Taunted'
Who knows, you may even discover that you like the Rippingtons. Time will tell.
So, while you may not be able to appreciate good Country music today, don't discount it altogether, people change and so do their tastes.
poobanger
November 29th, 2006
at 11:03pm
wow, you sir are a genius. country music sucks. i’ll mark that up with “the sky is blue”, “water is wet”, and “religion is a lie”.
thanks for solving the mystery, holmes.
Bob
July 9th, 2007
at 1:29pm
You anti-country people are a bunch of idiots. You think that every song is about ******** your sister (which I’ve still yet to see any song on that topic) and being cheated on (which accounts for roughly 3% of all country songs). All that metal is a cranked up amplifier with a piece of **** guitar pattern involving 1 power chord played over and over and over. Your excuses for hating country is that it’s “***” and “Stupid”. WOW!!! Those are some heavy words there *******. Country music is *** and stupid , OUCH!!! There’s only two *** cowboys in the world and they live on Brokeback Mountain, (they’re probably gangbanger rappers and emo goths, not cowboys.) There’s no way that a rap or a death metal song could express as much emotion as a country song does. Brad Paisley has more soul and passion in the fingernail of his pinkie finger than Marilyn Manson does in his entire body.