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When You're Happy and You Know It

chrispirillo: Oops. I misread the label and took twice the amount of codeine. If I'm not up by Monday, please contact the authorities. — 6:56am

42 Comments
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 12:16pm
it just amazes me!
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 12:27pm
wrong….just wrong
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 1:00pm
he scares me
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 1:07pm
Wait… isn't that the Star Wars kid from the clip that was all over the web? Either way… I'm gonna be spending the next 4 hours getting that image out of my brain. :p
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 1:08pm
I agree with Anthony on this one it is very wrong and I'm a little surprised at Chris for posting it.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 1:35pm
kinda cruel to post don't you think…
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 1:50pm
Awww, c'mon – I actually think he's cute.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 2:19pm
You constantly amaze me how low you have sunk Pirillo….. why do I bother?
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 3:33pm
Um….ok. First I think its a girl? or just a fruity shirt for a boy? I guess I missed out on who the hell this is.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 4:19pm
What the f&*$?
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 4:45pm
Man I really wish I didn't see that. Is that like your cousin or something? We are all dieing to know..
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 5:13pm
HAHAHA, LOL!!!
You all suck, why don't you all just tell the truth and comment on how funny it is and drop the whole goddam PC act.
You can't tell from the image if the kid is retarded, male, female, or just a nut. Obviously it's just someone's avatar that Chris saw and thought was funny. And I agree with him.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 6:42pm
another American Idol “she-bang”???
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 7:42pm
Thats the funniest thing since the little fat kid with the shirt that says “I F*ck on the first date”
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 8:22pm
Oh, c'mon! If you offended by this, try http://www.Rotten.com! THAT's offensive!
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 8:26pm
Rotten.com?? That shit is so friggin gay, its not even funny. 3/4 of the shit on there is fake as hell.
Anonymous
March 9th, 2004
at 8:41pm
I keep watching to see how much weight he/she drops… but it looks like he/she always stays the same. It's been 3 hours now…and I'm still watching and waiting…
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 12:08am
Dancin' with masehelf, uh ohohoh. Dancin with masehelf…
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 4:17am
LOOK OUT! HE'S GONNA BLOW!
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 5:26am
The parents of this kid should be drawn and quartered for letting their kid get so fat. This kid is the fattest kid I've ever seen. He can't be moving like that under his own power. I'd be surprised if he can lift his arms enough to feed himself. It is funny though.
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 7:13am
“He can't be moving like that under his own power.” But if you watch s/he closely, s/he moves one arm, the left, rapidly up and down, and the rest of s/he follows. So I don't think it would be all that hard considering the Rubenesque proportions of s/he….
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 7:26am
HEY, I didn't know that had gotten out…. Give it BACK!!
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 11:57am
One word: DECAF!!!!
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 3:38pm
That is scarry… s/he looks like s/he is in a violent rage. WATCH OUT!
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 6:42pm
ah….thank god for small mercies like Maury Povich….I think that's where that clip is orginally from. He was, like, obsessed with Baby Shamu there for a while. And I watched every episode….
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 8:03pm
boohbah….
Anonymous
March 10th, 2004
at 11:00pm
It's like witnessing a disaster. You don't want to look, but you can't take your eyes off it.
You're a bit twisted C, but we like ya that way.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2004
at 7:39am
It's funny; I'll admit it. Though I feel sorry for the kid and hope that her father suffers castration. Hmm…maybe her mother could just catch on fire.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2004
at 8:08am
He sure is having fun bouncing around.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2004
at 8:40am
That is so old school. Where have you been?
Anonymous
March 11th, 2004
at 9:22am
Isnt he just a BUNDLE of joy?
Anonymous
March 13th, 2004
at 8:23am
I think it's a girl. Either way, it's not funny.
Anonymous
March 14th, 2004
at 7:00pm
ITs offensive, strange, disturbing. And at the same time I find my sick self laughing we all are sick bastards. haha Dr atkins makes a point but maybe bubba should try it on his own I mean its his body
Anonymous
March 15th, 2004
at 10:43am
wow. just WOW.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2004
at 4:55pm
Jesus Chris, you've let yourself go ;)
It's wrong to be laughing at this isn't it? lol
Anonymous
March 16th, 2004
at 8:13pm
I don't know 'bout you all, but I have a sudden craving for Staypuft Marshmellons.
Boom Bada Boom
Anonymous
March 17th, 2004
at 11:03am
Dude, at first, I looked at it…and laughed….then realized what it was….then frowned…then asked why, then….I wondered if this was Chris as a child. But it couldn't be…although he always says he was born loaded-up on coffee. Who knows. Now it's creeping me out.
*thud* *squish*
Anonymous
March 21st, 2004
at 6:59pm
Yes, I believe that is from one of Maury Povich's segments on extremely overweight toddlers. Is Maury still married to Connie Chung?
Anonymous
March 27th, 2004
at 2:44pm
SOOOOOOOO funny Soooo cute! So is this kid having Kool-aid withdrawals…..
Anonymous
April 8th, 2004
at 5:02am
Funny Shit!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
April 27th, 2004
at 10:27pm
Where is the Mickey D's! Super size it!
Anonymous
June 14th, 2005
at 10:26pm
i cant see it….is it that fat kid on the couch????