Comments on: What am I saying? Translate This!

By: LegoShark

LegoShark — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:04:04 +0000

“You can watch my and interact with the live chat room 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, at Live.Pirillo.com. E’Ya Later.”

By: Carlos Ferrer

Carlos Ferrer — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:19:40 +0000

Swedish chef meets Sebulba? With a bit of Borat thrown in. Total nonsence with a lot of conviction and persuasion.

By: SphereCat1

SphereCat1 — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:08:25 +0000

Translation:

What’s up doc?

By: 4four1ones

4four1ones — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:55:26 +0000

Lockergnome Community:

We are facing a most serious problem that only has one solution, as I see it. I have repeatedly asked our imperial guards to keep the stargates on lockdown at live.pirillo.com. It is because of their carelessness that our community is facing eminent danger on a most massive scale. Tiny robotic creative vados, sent by Darth Vado himself, are preparing to infiltrate the pirillo mothership through our unlocked stargates, placing our mission at risk. They will capture video of our most top secret plans for http://geeks.pirillo.com and then, with a flick of a switch, a shiny USB will emerge, capable of uploading the videos to the interwebz for all to see. It is imperative that we launch a full frontal attack upon this most wicked force in order to maintain our security.

We must be brave. We must work on a united front. We must stop Darth Vado and his vado minions.

The time has come to unleash our secret weapon. This, I believe, is our only solution. As you all know, Darth Vado is a most powerful adversary, capable of the most heinous trolling you have ever seen. He has been known to cause bloggers to release their domain and cancel their hosting due to the extreme mental anguish suffered by his searing comments.

The time has come to protect ourselves. We must call upon the most powerful robot ever created, “Gnomebot”.

By combining the powers of PixieWicketBot, Bwanasaurus Rex, Wirelesspacket-solo , 4four1ones-a-tron, and Pirillojeticus Maximus, Gnomebot shall be formed and we shall ring the bells of victory. Now, it will not be easy. But I believe this may be our only hope.

We must call upon you for your support….May the battle be short. And, if I find out which Imperial Guard is responsible for causing this war, it will not be pretty.

On a side note, I have gas.

That is all…Please act accordingly.

Starfleet Commander Pirillo – Out.
http://live.pirillo.com

Interwebz Stardate 1.15.09.alpha sector nyne

By: UncleJohn

UncleJohn — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:48:27 +0000

I thought you said “I wish people wouldnt ask me to talk non sense, I do that enough as it is. If there is one thing I cant stand is having to talk non sense without the random surprise aspect associated with it. IF only this person would have just said “Hey chris talk non sense at some spontaneous point during the day..But no! He had to make me do this on the spot.. I feel so used. I am not your monkey!!”

Or something like that.. *ducks out of the comment.*

By: Jakeparr

Jakeparr — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:47:57 +0000

Sounds exactly like a sims 2 character, maybe its finally getting to him

By: Randy

Randy — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:25:52 +0000

Hilarious! This is so true. Twitter is awesome, but sucks at the same time.