What am I saying? Translate This!
I asked people to translate this video:
Cesardom thinks he figured it out:
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
whallify gave ‘er a go:
First of all, I’d like to thank you for proving that our economy is not in a downturn. If people can randomly pay good money for an online pay-to-speak-in-tongues market, we are still good. However, while I’m on the topic, I’d like to vent a little at all you losers out there who don’t like Vista. You haven’t even tried it! You make me weep for our children. Open your eyes. YOUR EYES! ON YOUR HEAD! OPEN THEM! And try out Desktop Search. It is can haz awesommness.
jusso11 might be on the right track:
That day I installed windows vista ruined my entire experience of Microsoft. I hated it. The friggin thing crashed my computer! But then I switched to OS X and it was great, things like iPhoto, iTunes, iMovie, Keynote, Pages, Numbers, Photobooth, Safari, Camino, and EVERYTHING, so good, better than Windows. Much, much better than Windows.
LisaLeeLa believe she knows all:
There’s too much caffiene in my coffee, I feel jittery, and I need to find alternatives to wake me up and jump start my day! Doesnt help that Wicket and Pixie peed all over my clean laundry, and Ponzi yelled at me for leaving clothes out in harms way rather than putting them in the closet and drawers where they belong!
Perhaps the best translation came from lonelygirll5:
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7 Comments
Randy
January 15th, 2009
at 1:25pm
Hilarious! This is so true. Twitter is awesome, but sucks at the same time.
Jakeparr
January 15th, 2009
at 1:47pm
Sounds exactly like a sims 2 character, maybe its finally getting to him
UncleJohn
January 15th, 2009
at 1:48pm
I thought you said “I wish people wouldnt ask me to talk non sense, I do that enough as it is. If there is one thing I cant stand is having to talk non sense without the random surprise aspect associated with it. IF only this person would have just said “Hey chris talk non sense at some spontaneous point during the day..But no! He had to make me do this on the spot.. I feel so used. I am not your monkey!!”
Or something like that.. *ducks out of the comment.*
4four1ones
January 15th, 2009
at 1:55pm
Lockergnome Community:
We are facing a most serious problem that only has one solution, as I see it. I have repeatedly asked our imperial guards to keep the stargates on lockdown at live.pirillo.com. It is because of their carelessness that our community is facing eminent danger on a most massive scale. Tiny robotic creative vados, sent by Darth Vado himself, are preparing to infiltrate the pirillo mothership through our unlocked stargates, placing our mission at risk. They will capture video of our most top secret plans for http://geeks.pirillo.com and then, with a flick of a switch, a shiny USB will emerge, capable of uploading the videos to the interwebz for all to see. It is imperative that we launch a full frontal attack upon this most wicked force in order to maintain our security.
We must be brave. We must work on a united front. We must stop Darth Vado and his vado minions.
The time has come to unleash our secret weapon. This, I believe, is our only solution. As you all know, Darth Vado is a most powerful adversary, capable of the most heinous trolling you have ever seen. He has been known to cause bloggers to release their domain and cancel their hosting due to the extreme mental anguish suffered by his searing comments.
The time has come to protect ourselves. We must call upon the most powerful robot ever created, “Gnomebot”.
By combining the powers of PixieWicketBot, Bwanasaurus Rex, Wirelesspacket-solo , 4four1ones-a-tron, and Pirillojeticus Maximus, Gnomebot shall be formed and we shall ring the bells of victory. Now, it will not be easy. But I believe this may be our only hope.
We must call upon you for your support….May the battle be short. And, if I find out which Imperial Guard is responsible for causing this war, it will not be pretty.
On a side note, I have gas.
That is all…Please act accordingly.
Starfleet Commander Pirillo – Out.
http://live.pirillo.com
Interwebz Stardate 1.15.09.alpha sector nyne
SphereCat1
January 15th, 2009
at 2:08pm
Translation:
What’s up doc?
Carlos Ferrer
January 15th, 2009
at 3:19pm
Swedish chef meets Sebulba? With a bit of Borat thrown in. Total nonsence with a lot of conviction and persuasion.
LegoShark
January 15th, 2009
at 7:04pm
“You can watch my and interact with the live chat room 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, at Live.Pirillo.com. E’Ya Later.”