We Made Two Bucks

Dear Name, Happy New Year 2002 to you!
Thank you for the great partnerships we have forged. In just one month since the launch of our program together we generated over USD 28,400 in sales with our relationships. We proudly paid thousands of dollars in commissions to you our valued partners! Thank you for helping us create an excellent performance team! Our Top Partners For 2001 Were: mp3shopping.com, realnames.com, lockergnome.com…”

Not that it gets us anywhere at the moment, but weÂ’re number 3 on their list of top affiliate partners. We've gotta be doing something right, right? Oh, if only advertisers understood that associate programs are stupid. Every other marketer wants “free advertising” on the Internet. And guess what? It ain't going to happen in my lifetime. The messenger always gets shot. The postman always rings twice.

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