Nature Trail to Hell

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While driving today, I was reminded by passing bicyclists and… walkists, alike, that I need to get a little more exercise into my routine.

Nature Trail to HellSo Wicket and Pixie took me to task and made me walk up and down hills in the actual outside world. They didn’t seem to be in the least bit bothered, but remember: they each have four legs, and I’ve only got two.

But I do have four eyes…

While sweating, I was reminded of a certain oldie by some “Weird” guy I’ve been listening to for years:

Please don’t reveal the secret ending to your friends.
Don’t spoil the big surprise.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see…

Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell in 3D!

Happy almost summer, everybody. I’m going to go crawl my tired body into a soft corner and whimper myself to sleep. It’s a dog’s life, friends!