“Looks like the roof… yes, the roof is going to be blowing off any minute now. I’m getting reports, I don’t know if you can see this, but I’m getting reports that this hurricane is about to blow the roof off the gas station. Again, this roof is here, we’re here, it’s raining, and damn – that roof is determined not to move. We will keep you posted as to the roof’s condition, where the worst of the winds are. We seem to be close to the hurricane now. It’s right behind us, and right in front of this gas station roof. It’s horrible here, Soledad. Is that your real name, by the way? Maybe they should name the next hurricane after you. OH! The gas station roof has just… no, nevermind. It was just a shingle or bird or book or Starbucks carrying tray. We’re not sure as of this moment. Again, we are at a high hurricane alert level. Soledad?”