vitamin water

vitamin water is not only fun to drink, it's fun to read. This morning, I'm having a bit of vitamin water 'stress b' / lemon-lime:

for the temporary relief of stress associated with personal finances, high school reunions, computer viruses, and telemarketers calling during dinner. continuous usage may lead to the extinction of reclining chairs, therapists and radio stations beginning with the name “light” or “easy.”

Ponzi is chugging a vitamin water 'formula 50' / grape:

inspired by today's most talked about artist, hottest record producer and soon-to-be movie star, this “not so-hypnotic” tonic contains (hint, hint) 50 (per) cent of many of the important vitamins that you need every day. however, unlike mister fifty (or “fiddy” as the kids say), this drink does not contain talent, a seven-figure recording deal, platinum jewelry, a big entourage or a bulletproof vest.

vitamin water is not as sweet as Gatorade, and it's healthier than Kool-aid. If you're feeling brave enough, swing by Glaceau's vitamin water site and look up 'spot of tea dear' (10:56 am is time for…) - keep revisiting that page until you see a very disturbing image of an elderly lady [not work safe]. thanks for that, vitamin water. I now need to wash my eyes out with 'revive.'

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