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That could be your “tripple” nipple. You could call him Trip for short.
When you squeeze him does he sqirt out coffee? If it did you could sell your coffee. “Chris Trip Coffee” It would help caffine addicts kick the habit. Drinking someones nipple coffee would put anyone off caffine.

A caffeineless Pirillo…
Be afraid…
Be VERY afraid…
Let's see you do a Help-A-Thon without that stuff! (Proud to say I watched the whole thing!)

I haven't had Pepsi, or any soda for that matter, and coffee, since October 25th and I'm doing just fine.
As for the nipple, I'd name it Herbert.

So, how big does the “third nipple” have to be before you can tell it's ***?

Are you by any chance related to Krusty the Clown? If so, that would explain the sudden emergence of a superfluous third nipple!

I hope no one has told Pete's stockholders… they will all pull out and the place will go broke… Can you really live with that Chris? :)

but but Juan Valdez needs you!!!
and name the nipple george then you can hug it squeeze it love it :)

Yeah I was gonna stop drinking sodas, but then they came out with Vanilla coke in a can and I gave in.
Good luck!

Call it Wilberforce.

Don't know your third nipple's *** yet? Call it Pat!

I say name it “Nipsey” like Nipsey Rusell! OK, now I'm acting silly. Back to my 20 oz of brewed sanity…

“I'm no longer swimming in flavor country and have been looking for another vice.”
I'd be more than happy to offer you a suggestion for a new vice. If you are interested, just click my name to see. ;) It can be very addicting, very addicting indeed. :)
As to the third nipple, have you considered consulting a Dr.? Um no, I'm not a Dr., nor do I play one on TV. So, I am NOT offering to look at it for you. Seriously though, you may want to have it looked at by a professional.

Reminds me of something from Bond. sorry I'm a very big Bond freak. anyways, have you ever tried replacing coffee with tea? it has less caffine and it tastes better. try some Earl Grey with a little splash of honey and milk.

Hey Chris, maybe you could charge more to include your third nipple.

Who is left to defend the Peet's empire?

Yes Angel, agree with you… Christopher (coincidence??) Lee in The Man With The Golden Gun.
And I second on the tea. I like mine w milk, pour the tea high up into another glass to create the foam. Anybody familiar with Teh Tarik? You've got Peet's Coffee, why not open up another business like Teet's Tea? =)

I used to call my blog
“without coffee, I have no personality at all” then I gave up caffeine.. because I saw how addicted I was to it.. it was painful.. now I reward myself with a cup now and then, but I can see how it can creep back into my life..
good luck!

Chris without coffee is like Barney (from The Simpsons) without beer. Maybe Chris will stop wearing flannel, get lasek surgery, change his hair color, stop shaving and joing the army. God help us all!

Yet another victim of caffeine abuse.
JUST SAY NO.

“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning,
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”

Ah, the trouble with nipples…Chris, the ultrasound is in and it's a wookie!

I think you should call it “The Cap'n.”
You could refer to it in general conversation. “Yeah, me an' The Cap'n went for a jog today.” Or “Me an' The Cap'n got in an argument today about which of the Rece Crispy guys was the smart one. Snap, Crackle, or Pop. What do you think?”

The superfluous nipple should be called mini-gnoME.

Chris, I hope that your quitting attitude is not going to result in a complete cut off of Peet's. Or will you be developing a Jamba addiction now?

How about nippopotamus?

Sorry to hear of your third nipple, that's…. weird.
I'm even more sad to hear of your leaving the coffeeeeeeeeeeeeee world. :…( Decaf?

Third nipple? Did you ever see that movie “The Manster” where that guy grows another head? Maybe you should get back on the Peet's before it's too late.

Wonderful idea!!!!!

no coffee? I *shudder* at that thought.

Just when Peet's is expanding into the Seattle area, Chris is going cold turkey on coffee! Is the world coming to an end? I think I've heard the temperature in Hell dropped a few degrees. :P

ggg

Name it George, that waywhen it pops out you can say” Oh sorry, he was just being curious”
Hahah, get it, george-curious.
Ok so its not funny anymore, but it was at the moment.

Congrats on the decision! I've been off caffeine for several months now. No regrets!

“Yet another victim of caffeine abuse. JUST SAY NO. ” - I said no to coffee, it didn't listen.

Congrats on kicking the coffee habit! :)
Name your nipple “peet”, after the coffee you have given up. ;)

I went completely caffeine free not long ago and it took a couple weeks to completely feel the difference. But what a difference! I slept better and felt a LOT more rested when I woke. (Don't forget to knock off caffeine in soda, chocolate, etc. too!) As for the third nipple, are you morphing into a Bond villian or something?!

Good job Chris. I knew you could do it.

He'll go nuts, or should I say more nuts, since he already is.

So Chris, why no more coffee. It;s pretty harmless if used in moderation. Maybe switch to decaf for a while to ween yourself. coffe an tea are two things i could never give up. caffine headaches are a douche.

Douche… haha.