USB Humping Dog
I’m very lucky that Wicket (male) and Pixie (female) don’t hump legs. Every once in a while, Pixe has a moment of gender confusion and decides to take Wicket “doggie style.” Wicket doesn’t seem to mind, though. The act, itself, is less about procreation – and more about asserting dominance (or so we’ve been told).
So, uh… I think I want one of these, if only for shock value at airports and coffee shops. Not a humping dog, a USB humping dog. Don’t worry, I believe it comes pre-neutered. You ever wonder where they get neuticles from? Look no further. Add this to your wish list for the next holiday season – or pick one up for dear ol’ Dad for Father’s Day. I bet he’ll appreciate it more than Mom would.
I wonder what kind of breed… nevermind.
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9 Comments
SocioBiblog
June 8th, 2007
at 10:39am
USB Humping Dog(Chris Pirillo)
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June 12th, 2007
at 3:42am
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June 8th, 2007
at 6:22pm
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June 11th, 2007
at 10:27am
this
Jack
June 8th, 2007
at 4:22am
lol omg i want one now. where can i get that humping usb dog?
Andy
June 8th, 2007
at 1:28pm
Hey Chris,
What do you think of You Tubes new embedded video feature, personally I think its awful, really runined my blog, after a chat to Mark at WordPress where my blog is hosted they turned if off, brilliant.
Look at your post here . . .
http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/06/08/usb-humping-dog/
Hover over the video and it offers you other related videos and on your humping USB dog it got small link to real humping dogs, whoops.
Just thought I’d let you know I have turned my off due to it turning up un related or dodgy content.
Kind Regards
Andy
anomalous4
June 8th, 2007
at 10:05pm
Too bad it’s so noisy. I know a few people who wouldn’t be at all shy about plugging this little guy into their laptops at the local library (or any place else you’d take a laptop, for that matter).
But what my inquiring mind wants to know is: is it a flash drive too, or just a naughty (and funny, if somewhat uncoordinated) little pooch?
Max Hansen
December 1st, 2007
at 11:14am
Chris, that looks like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. (The cigar’s a dead giveaway.) He’s a rottweiler. If you don’t know him, you missed a hilarious and hopelessly vulgar bit of pop culture a couple of years back.
Have a great December!
portorikan
December 1st, 2007
at 12:39pm
Wow! I want a USB humping dog now too!
That’s crazy.