Today it's “Build a New Computer” day in Pirillo Loftland. Unfortunately, the festivities won't start until ~3PM. Fortunately, that gives me plenty of time to head to Best Buy and pick up any last minute necessities. Unfortunately, that means I'll probably spend more money. Fortunately, I'll be able to stop by Peet's on my way there. Unfortunately, I haven't taken my shower yet so I can't go after I'm finished posting. Fortunately, Gretchen's still in bed. Unfortunately, she'll kill me when she sees that I've purchased a new monitor. Fortunately, I needed to get an LCD one. Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be able to convince Gretchen of this. Fortunately, I had a $10 off coupon. Unfortunately, that wasn't enough to cover the shipping charges. Fortunately, she'll inherit a larger monitor for her computer. Unfortunately, she believes that size doesn't matter. Fortunately, nineteen inches is plenty for her. Unfortunately, some of you will see that as a double entendre. Fortunately, I meant it. Unfortunately, I meant it.