Okay, so… let me see if I can help the rumor mill along:

1. We’re moving this weekend
2. Our new residence is NOT in the Bay Area
3. It’s definitely not Web 2.0 related
4. November 6th is the earliest I can say anything
5. Geeks can take advantage of it
6. Non-geeks will definitely love it
7. It’s bigger than a breadbox
8. If there is a scoop, it will be shared equally
9. Even when you find out, you won’t believe it
10. We’ve been planning to move for a while

Go ahead – guess what’s happening.