Comments on: Top 10 Sexy UNIX Commands http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/ News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper. Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:41:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Tux http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-777274 Tux Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:18:00 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-777274 No we all know how to finger sophi....... No we all know how to finger sophi…….

]]> By: David http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-720970 David Tue, 01 Sep 2009 11:43:21 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-720970 What about cowsay? Isn't that everyone's sexual fantasy? What about cowsay? Isn’t that everyone’s sexual fantasy?

]]> By: Adrian http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-718086 Adrian Mon, 27 Jul 2009 07:36:36 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-718086 man command is the best. man command is the best.

]]> By: Masoud Gheysari M http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717817 Masoud Gheysari M Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:57:02 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717817 You have forgotten fsck! (if you can ignore the change of one letter!) You have forgotten fsck! (if you can ignore the change of one letter!)

]]> By: Matthew Willison http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717702 Matthew Willison Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:19:05 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717702 This is so true, I don't know how many commands I've seen with this kind of stuff on it, but it makes me laugh every time This is so true, I don’t know how many commands I’ve seen with this kind of stuff on it, but it makes me laugh every time

]]> By: Bethany http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717652 Bethany Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:11:27 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717652 You're welcome! Sexy UNIX commands are a riot! You’re welcome! Sexy UNIX commands are a riot!

]]> By: Kawazoe Masahiro http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717650 Kawazoe Masahiro Tue, 21 Jul 2009 19:00:40 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717650 And that's why I always use the console on my computer ;-) And that’s why I always use the console on my computer ;-)

]]> By: Joe http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717647 Joe Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:12:57 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717647 fsck .. I can't believe you forgot that one fsck .. I can’t believe you forgot that one

]]> By: Bob Wolff http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717646 Bob Wolff Tue, 21 Jul 2009 18:09:14 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717646 tail mount and umount service shorewall dansguardian tail

mount and umount

service

shorewall

dansguardian

]]> By: James http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717643 James Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:57:11 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717643 How could you leave off head. How could you leave off head.

]]> By: Jeff Schiller http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717641 Jeff Schiller Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:49:54 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717641 How can you have missed 'fsck' ? How can you have missed ‘fsck’ ?

]]> By: Dave http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717640 Dave Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:43:37 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717640 Log In Log In

]]> By: hemanth.hm http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717639 hemanth.hm Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:42:50 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717639 Had got a mail with something similar. Here are few unix error msgs ,from GNU {From: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)} (% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell) % "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface? Unmatched ". % rm congressional-ethics rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. %make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % \(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending $ drink matter matter: cannot create Or, in a System V (att) universe: $ cat "can of food" cat: cannot open can of food Had got a mail with something similar.

Here are few unix error msgs ,from GNU {From: ttt@ottawa (Tom Thomassen)}

(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)

% “How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched “.

% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many (‘s.

%make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

Or, in a System V (att) universe:

$ cat “can of food”
cat: cannot open can of food

]]> By: Alex Tsui http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717638 Alex Tsui Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:36:21 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717638 Ahahahah, now you have to admit, that is hilarious! I never thought that UNIX commands could be so dirty! xD Ahahahah, now you have to admit, that is hilarious! I never thought that UNIX commands could be so dirty! xD

]]> By: Philly http://chris.pirillo.com/top-10-sexy-unix-commands/#comment-717637 Philly Tue, 21 Jul 2009 17:33:21 +0000 http://chris.pirillo.com/?p=13776#comment-717637 Actually, I think "finger" is the best, since you have to supply the name, too. Using it on my girlfriend's account: $ finger sophi Actually, I think “finger” is the best, since you have to supply the name, too. Using it on my girlfriend’s account:
$ finger sophi

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