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To Plastic Package Makers

Dear manufacturers who place objects in plastic containers that are impossible to open without accidentally slicing yourself: STOP IT, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT, stop it, stop it, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! Thank you.

UPDATE: I’m not alone:

Took ‘em long enough to say something about it. Guess we have to injure Marc Cuban to get our point across more often?

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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

How bad was the damage?

I think they are in cahoots with those people that make Tin Snips… and that seems to be the only tool made that can really but through that crap without inflicting serious injury

Every time I have to open one of those Campbell soup easy open tops, I have the water running with a towel nearby in fear that the second I break the seal the top will flip back slicing my fingers.

LOL! I totally agree…

The slicing plastic is fine by me… It’s that darn unrecylclable foam peanuts that ThinkGeek uses for the case of Bawls that bothers me :(

Unfortunately until manufacturers can find a cheaper theft deterrant, the tough plastic is going to stick around for some more time.

richnrockville

July 24th, 2006
at 4:58am

Sorry but the main reason that they put those neat items in hard to
getinto plastic packages is shoplifters who go into the store and
try to remove the product from the box and steal it.

That’s one reason that they put those id tags on the cdrom paper jacket
as well as the outside of the box.

Just the price we pay for those darned shoplifters.

I agree! I just sliced my thumb trying to open a Logitech cordless mouse!! OUCH!!!

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Hello,

A couple of rules of thumb when removing an item from its plastic packaging:

If you think you might have to return the item at some point, neatly open the packaging around the edges in an “L” or “U” shape so that you can easily slide the item out. If you have to return or exchange the item, the store may give you less of a hassle if the packaging can be easily taped back together.

If the item is in a blister pack, just cut out the blister to remove it–usually a “U” shape is all you need.

As far as cutting tools go, have you tried using a utility knife with a snap-off blade for cutting plastic packaging? There are more exotic versions like the OpenX, but I haven’t found the latter much more useful than a regular disposable-blade type knife.

Regards,

Aryeh Goretsky

There are some secondry concerns with plastic bags also, like children might end up using them as masks while playing and accidently chocking or suffocating themselves.

Or they can chock the sewer systems if they end up their.

And if they finally make it to the sea, then sea turtles might eat them mistaking them as jelly fish and dying in the process.

Even when you burn them, they cause air pollution.

I say ban the Plastic bags.

BAN THEM, BAN THEM, BAN THEM, BAN THEM, BAN THEM, BAN THEM,

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I have found that Tin Snips seem to be the only tool made that can really get through that stuff without inflicting serious injury. At first I made this discovery out of exasperation but now I just go strait for the Tin Snips every time! It cuts like butter the blades of the tin snips are not really very sharp it is the extra leverage that the articulated handle pivot gives which does all the work. These packages should recommend that you use Tin Snips to open them.

Weve all been there ;) Horrid things!

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