Look, I'm tired of getting e-mails complaining about my complaining about Iowa. I don't live there anymore. It seems that more than a few of you were upset with my opinion of a local coffee shop. Well, sorry – but Java Joe's still sucks. If you can't deal with brute honesty, then that's your problem – not mine. Here's a tip: personal attacks don't usually help these kinds of situations. Better brewing, however, works wonders. You might consider replacing that chip on your shoulder with a smaller model. That way, you might be able to see that I also dislike some coffee shops in San Francisco as well. I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but you're apparently already familiar with the flavor.