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This Is Football
The evening had soaked his package with sweat, and it was almost too bulky for one hand to manage. Toto gripped the slightly-mishapen token, pulled it towards his chest, and blasted down the field. A dozen men raced toward him with wreckless abandon. His eyes were on Renaldo, Jorge, Stefan, and Leslie “Boom Boom” Johnson. One by one, they leapt towards his waist, each one missing by a mere six inches. Finally, Johnson made contact. He threw Toto to the ground and smothered him with over two hundred and fifty pounds of pure male energy. Their eyes met as the event culminated; their bodies so close, they could taste one other. It was sweet.
19 Comments
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:40pm
lol
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:51pm
I loves me some football oh yea :)
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:51pm
Descriptive writing at its best.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 4:52pm
I guess we know what Chris thinks of wrestling too. LOL
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 7:29pm
That sounds like a porno. A cheezy porno, at that.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 8:00pm
very.. ummm… creatative ya that word works
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 8:13pm
boom chikka chikka wow wow…
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 9:08pm
Is it me, or did you imply something *besides* football there… Geez, life was so much simpler under the gentle TV tutelage of Benny Hill, Master of the Single Entendre.
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 9:28pm
Chris – And you said I had a dirty mind. Looks like to me I'm not the only one.
(click my name to view the thread on Leoville, which I am referencing.)
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 10:50pm
What are you on and why aren't you sharing?
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 2:52am
Was there some big American Football event this weekend, or is it just me? (Darn Brits)
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 7:37am
And I thought watching my cousins pet rabbit hump the hamster was bad…
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 7:42am
Why is your shirt back on in the webcam pic … didn't anyone buy your chest? …. getting in the car now for my drive up to you …. whooohhooooo!
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 8:44am
Well, hell. You can make anything sound sexual when you put it that way….
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 10:15am
pricelessly poetic posting. perfect piece of pulsating prose.
psst. i don't mean to barge in so rudely on your comments to talk fonts–please pardon my intrusion–but i'm intrigued by your font and pleasantly pleased by your font. (fonts being a special passion of mine, much like flowery football prose–this i can't get enough of.) i really like what you've done with the place and the legal pad background is just more faboo than words can express.
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 10:59am
I think I've been damaged…
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 12:05pm
that is sick chris
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 3:46pm
When are you gonna fill us in on this new book?
Anonymous
January 27th, 2003
at 7:37pm
Chris Chris Chris….man, you should start writing some of those cheezy romance novels that they sell at the 76 station, you could make some more cash