Things I Have To Laugh At
My sideburns won't go away. No matter how hard you try, you cannot resist them. They 0wn you. You shall succumb to their will. Do not taunt my sideburns – you will lose. They are tired of people sending the JavaScript clock to them via e-mail. They have faced the threat of a thousand electric razors and have walked away unscathed every time. My sideburns are the ultimate power in the universe. They are hotter than a Vulcan in the height of pon farr. You will love them. You must love them. All your attention are belong to them.









8 Comments
SocioBiblog
July 13th, 2007
at 9:03am
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Anonymous
February 27th, 2002
at 9:09pm
@_@
Anonymous
February 27th, 2002
at 9:18pm
The Mr. T cut is the best.
Anonymous
February 27th, 2002
at 10:54pm
I have to go with the Sinead O'Connor look. I like the Mr. T one but wonder if Gretchen will like the beard or if you can even grow a beard like his? Plus you need all of the gold jewlery to go with it. And don't forget the deep voice! Yup Mr. T looks good but I think you could fill Sinead's shoes better. Just kidding Chris! LOL
Anonymous
February 27th, 2002
at 11:47pm
LOL! The best part… “All your attention are belong to them.”
Anonymous
February 28th, 2002
at 2:04am
Don't lose the sideburns :) Love em, Need em gotta have em :) Just got to lose some of the top though your starting to get the whole big hair thing LOL
Anonymous
February 28th, 2002
at 1:45pm
Just never, ever, EVER get those Princess Leia hair. Ever. That picture just scared my dog into hiding. And when Dog hides, he sticks he head under the bead, with his ass outside, pointing upwards.
Anonymous
February 28th, 2002
at 2:29pm
HAHA – Comical!