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The System Administrator Song

System administrators the world over, rejoice! A song has been sung in your honor. Wes from Three Dead Trolls is at it again with The System Administrator Song. Are you a sysadmin yourself, or do you annoy sysadmins on a regular basis? And just because you have Administrator account on your system does not necessarily make you a system administrator. That's like saying you're a professional actor just because you landed the role of third carrot in your grade school production of “The Body Machine.”

There's a guy who works in another room, or on another floor; He's the one you call, when your document ain't there no more; he's probably a boy, but he might be a girl, or something in between; he's the only one in the office who knows what 'PC Load Letter' means. He's your system administrator; he's probably into comic books; and you tremble in fear when you have to hear one of his 'what a dummy' looks.

Thank you, System Administrators. Thank you.

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