The Sweetest Taste
I don't generally get too excited about candy (largely, because I believe that sugar is far more addictive than any illegal drug). There's one sweet, however, that my mouth just can't deny: the Cadbury Creme Egg. Now, I'm talkin' about the original one – not the wannabe Chocolate-filled or Caramel-centered ovoid confections. So, thanks to my pie-bakin' babe for bringin' home a box of four. On rare occasions, I've also been known to nibble on Sour Patch Kids at the movie theater. They make me fart. UPDATE: Peeps suck.
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March 10th, 2008
at 10:20am
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Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:51pm
No Peeps?
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:54pm
I loves me some chocolate, but that's one candy I just cannot eat. It reminds me too much of Todd dipping his toast in busted egg yolks for breakfast, and my stomach just turns. Ick.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:55pm
Funny but I haven't seen any of the Cadbury bunny commercials lately. They should have been airing for at least a couple weeks now.
At least you don't like Peeps…at least I hope you don't…
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:55pm
eww, I can't stand those either. It makes me think of runny eggs. ewwwww.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:55pm
They make me fart, too.
We should hang out.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 9:58pm
Peep suck big time. Dots Rule!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:00pm
PEEPS SUCK ASS!!!!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:01pm
Who came up with Peeps, anyway? The Nazis? I hate those sugar-covered sugar puff sons of bitches! *shudder*
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:03pm
ooh it's that time of year already damn did she get me some too? :)
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:12pm
I agree with you on the Peeps Chris. My wife and I both hate Peeps.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:22pm
Down with Peeps, long live the Cadbury Creme Egg
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:33pm
I hate peeps too. There's really no pleasing me with Easter candy anyways. Well, besides the chocolate. Bring on the Sour Patch Kids that render my mouth raw.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:35pm
Ooooh man! Talk about the sugar rush!! Four of those and some Code Red to wash it down and you are set for an evening of phun!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:37pm
Peeps do suck!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:45pm
The original Cadbury's rock… accept no imitations :)
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 10:53pm
Peeps are gross. But I love the orig cream eggs. When I was little I used to think that they were made with read egg yolk in the middle and thought that it was a disgusting idea. Then when I got older I found out what they really were. Ok, sue me, I'm a dork! They are my favorite chocolate. And I love all gummies, but they don't make me fart!
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 11:07pm
I'm going to be buying my cream eggs Monday morning – but no Peeps! Evil little mallow-puffy things, they are…
And I'd kill for some Sour Patch Kids right now.
Anonymous
April 14th, 2003
at 11:08pm
Oh, and I forgot. Everything makes me fart!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 12:11am
sour apple flavored jelly beans RULE!!!! aw hell, all flavored jelly beans rule. (note to self: SELF! need to get stock in JellyBelly)
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 12:31am
You know what's worse than a Peep? A stale Peep! Damn things are impossible to keep fresh. The original Cadbury eggs are cool, but I like the Reeses peanut butter eggs even better. And Whatchamacallits. Mmmmmmmm Whatchamacallits…
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:01am
I just bought a couple packs of peeps to try out. Can't say I've ever had them before, but I guess I'll know soon enough that I'll probably hate those mutant styrofoams. Recently, I've been sucking on Altoids Tangerine Sours. Pucker up! :)
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:09am
Man, those eggs are nothing but a gateway candy. Soon you'll be like me doing the hard stuff…Ferrer Roche. man I love those things. And almost a buck a fix. I'll be jack'n your wallet in an alley for a fix.
Word of advice. Stay out of Ireland if you love cadburry. Over there they have like 25 varieties of cadburry candy.
And last, I gave in to peer pressure and signed up for blogshares. I have a zero net worth. And I haven't even filed my taxes.
Peeps bite.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:10am
Mmmmmm… creme eggs… easter wouldn't be the same without them ;)
Do you guys have the same “How do you eat yours?” commercials as we do over here?
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:14am
Ninjapig – Cadbury are a British company, so the UK and Ireland is full of their stuff :)
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 2:52am
Oh yes! The Cadbury Creme Egg definitely one of the best chocolate confections to date. You know what makes me fart? Those tarts that Marzipan makes for Easter Sunday. Strongsad likes them though I wonder why it doesnt make him fart? I think its because he keeps it from coming out you know, holding it in. Matter of fact, he keeps everything in until he cant hold it anymore and he blows up. Then that just a horrible predicament. Anyway, come read my sbemail.exe every Monday. Peace.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 3:17am
Chris, the last thing you need is sugar and coffee! He's gonna go Bonkers!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 4:28am
Great washed down with a hot mug of Peet's. Damn fine cup of coffee. Damn fine.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 5:28am
You may want to head over to http://www.topsecretrecipes.com between now and Easter Sunday. The recipe of the week is “Cadbury Cream Eggs”…
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 5:43am
Cadbury Creme Eggs are the schiznit!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 6:18am
Yes, Peeps taste like sugar-coated socks. They make me gag.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 6:19am
Dude, you gotta check out Peep Jousting: http://www.phancy.com/peeps/index.html
It's the shiznit.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 6:54am
I tend not to comment, but, I too, absolutely despise Peeps – and make it a point to watch them melt in the microwave.
Also – candy corn falls into the same boat, but doesn't look so pathetic when it is microwaved.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:08am
one peep is okay… once in a while (ie once evry 2 years ;) but if i eat a second one i get sick :-p lol
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:11am
Chris, does McDonald's have Creme Egg McFlurries where you are? Because it not, that's another reason to visit Toronto. :)
Creme Egg McFlurries – they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR.
-R.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:21am
NO PEEPS,NO PEEPS!!!!
HAVE YOU NO SOUL MAN!!!!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:28am
I don't know what happened to PEEPS, 'cause he not selling coffee in Israel…:)
Anyway… I like Caramel sweets…:P
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:29am
Am I the only person that likes peeps? Sure they ain't no Cadbury, but they arn't that bad. They are better than a lot of things. I just can't think of any of those things right now.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:39am
Heh, my creme egg addiction has been taken care of by eating a box of those suckers over the course of a week. Now if I could find a box of those sugar coated foamish chicks they would, one by one, end up headless by easter and my doctor would have to revive me from a sugar coma. The funny tase they have is from the colored granulated sugar coating and I suspect is why their addictive as well. I'm off to nibble the ears from some unsuspecting chocolate bunny. :P
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 10:01am
Cute face Chris! ^_^
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 10:13am
Peeps are evil. Even more evil than myself.
Da Goddess loves 'em.
She can have em.
Cadbury creme eggs on the other hand, *drool*
Their commercial (the lion, eh) I look forward during the Easter Marketing Wehrmacht ;)
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 10:14am
I don't know what you all are talking about-peeps are great! It's just not Easter without peeps! Chris, you are right about sugar being evil though………..
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 10:19am
Sorry to have to say this, but “Man finds ants in Creme Egg”…. see for yourself http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_770433.html
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 11:10am
Everything makes ME fart. I do like to look at pink peeps tho … peeps should ALL be pink … the yellow are ewwwwey!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 11:12am
I don't think that anything that will grow to 10 times its size when microwaved could ever truly “suck”
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 11:41am
HECK YA! Cadbury Cream Eggs are the shiznick! Peeps suck but Reese's Peamut Butter eggs are more addictive than crack
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 12:28pm
Peeps bite ass!
Creme Egg's rock! And now that they have a bite size version you can pop and go!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:07pm
Cadbury's Truffle eggs… O… M… G… bloody sugar. Calling my name at every turn. You think you've beat it and whammo! Easter happens…
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:27pm
PEEPS is not the coffee….?:O
Ooops….
The coffee is Peets, right…?^_^
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:30pm
Oh man! and to think you were my here! No peeps? You b@stard!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:30pm
I meant hero ^
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 1:56pm
This is how it always starts, next week you will be doing lines of pixie stick sugar.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 4:28pm
One of our local inconvenience stores sells Cadbury Creme Eggs through the clever method of putting a Jesus-load of them in a huge basket at the front of the store. 2 for 99 cents. You wouldn't believe how much money they make off of me…bastards.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 5:26pm
Nothing realy makes me FART, it just happens outta the blue. Somedays I just stink all day, major green apple splatters!
On the cream egg issue, they're good…but just a bite or 2. They get kinda overly sweet, then I gotta eat sometin salty. ha-ha that just reminded me of the “eatin my nuts” line on the call for help a thon haha….that was funny!!
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 6:31pm
All I have to say, is be at wal-mart the day after easter, and they go on sale 25 cents per 4-pack. Last year I bought like $12 worth, and they lasted me like 8 months.
Anonymous
April 15th, 2003
at 7:52pm
Peeps tastes like cardboard… Believe me, I've tasted both.
Anonymous
April 16th, 2003
at 9:25am
Here is a link for the top secret recipie for cadbury creme eggs http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes.htm
Anonymous
April 16th, 2003
at 11:55am
Never, ever, EVER microwave a Peep. They will explode (in my experiences).
Anonymous
April 16th, 2003
at 12:58pm
The Cadbury factory here in the UK has a Creme Egg car that works and everything. when you visit they just keep handing you chocolate bars to eat all the time. it's very cool. my favs are the mini-eggs.
Anonymous
April 16th, 2003
at 1:02pm
No, no. Can't do Cadbury's. Not a big fan of candy, period.. though Andes Candies I will rape and pillage for.
(figuratively)
..(usually)
Anonymous
April 16th, 2003
at 5:08pm
Oh man, I'm with you! Cadbury's OWN. Peeps are…geez, how can they even be called a food, much less a candy?
It's like, colored marshmellow substitute :D.
I love Sour Punch Straws though.
Anonymous
April 17th, 2003
at 7:32pm
Peep Stuff:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/04/16/offbeat.marshmallow.peeps.ap/index.html
Anonymous
April 18th, 2003
at 1:41am
Cadbury Creme Eggs has to be Mother OF All Sweets!! How do you eat yours? Information for the uninformed, Cadbury is a product of New Zealand, the home of Lord of The Rings, not UK as somebody suggested. Located in the beautiful city of Dunedin in the lower half of the South Island.
http://www.cadbury.co.nz
Anonymous
April 18th, 2003
at 12:50pm
Peeps! Peeps!!! Peeps are the BOMB! You guys are just being Haters!! Peep lovers I got your back!!!