So, I'm sitting here, listening to our President on TV, and he mentions something about a “war on Tara.” He's going after the O'Hara plantation! It's about time somebody did this… Scarlett must be punished. Where can I send money for support? These Tara'ists are scared – they're running. We will hunt them down. We will smoke them out. I'm leading a boycott of the book here, in my home. I want a free'er rack, too – so I'm setting the DVD out on the front doorstep if anybody wants it. If you're for 'Gone with the Wind,' you're for Tara. Tara'ism must be stopped.