The Real War
So, I'm sitting here, listening to our President on TV, and he mentions something about a “war on Tara.” He's going after the O'Hara plantation! It's about time somebody did this… Scarlett must be punished. Where can I send money for support? These Tara'ists are scared – they're running. We will hunt them down. We will smoke them out. I'm leading a boycott of the book here, in my home. I want a free'er rack, too – so I'm setting the DVD out on the front doorstep if anybody wants it. If you're for 'Gone with the Wind,' you're for Tara. Tara'ism must be stopped.
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8 Comments
Tim
June 1st, 2004
at 10:49am
It's funny that you post about GWB's pronunciation of the word terror. The first time I heard him say it I thought the same thing… who is this Tara? An old girlfriend that dumped him?
bnaivar
June 1st, 2004
at 12:21pm
As God as my witness, I don't know what the Hell you people are talking about.
SteelToad
June 1st, 2004
at 12:34pm
Oh no, they weren't the Neucular Tara'ist were they ?
Matt Hartley
June 1st, 2004
at 2:37pm
At least he did not go Elmer Fudd on us. “Wookin fo wookes in all the wong pwaces”.
StrobeAlific
June 1st, 2004
at 5:02pm
At least he didn't claim to invent the internet.
Kinkoman
June 1st, 2004
at 7:50pm
We also have to continue to attack the Tara'ban in their underground bunkers. Frankly, Scarlett I don't give a damn
Anonymous
June 2nd, 2004
at 6:58am
I tell you. what a mighty war that'll be…
Anonymous
June 2nd, 2004
at 8:55am
Hey, you guys better not make me go all Abu Ghraibee on you!