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The "Pull My Finger" Project

Something's been weighing heavily on my mind for quite some time, and I think I'm finally ready to test my hypothesis. The question: “What if everybody in the world farted at the same time?” I'll need your help, and can do nothing but assume that you're going to participate unless I hear otherwise. At 4PM (Pacific) today, I need you to let loose and pass some gas. If my theory is correct, the planet will survive this influx in Pu (Stinkinium) gases. Not quite a noble gas, but respectable nonetheless. Thank you for your kind assistance. My suggestion? Grab a burrito or two for lunch. Careful not to push too hard - no solids are required for this experiment.

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It sounds like gas masks might be needed soon… :)

ROFLMAO
I'll be sitting at home watching CFH in a bit, I think it's burrito day!

What, are you trying to scare the rain away? I get it now… this is what everyone is buying duct tape for.

and they say I have issues!!! :)

I'm glad I had a burrito, chips and cheese dip for lunch. I'll be happy to help out!

I think that could considered an act of terrorism

This sounds like famous last words to me. “Oh hell, it'll be fine. Just everyone **** at the top of the hour, and it'll be a big hoot.” Next thing you know, we'll have opened up a rift into the **** Dimension or something equally silly. A pox on you, Chris Pirillo, and on all those foolhardy enough to follow your mad science!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Only you Chris… Only you would derive such a foul stunt… and only you are just the stinker to pull it off.

I think underwear sales are going to spike this evening.
Don't push too hard!

I don't know about anyone else, but I lack the ability to fark at will.

Could this be the act of terrorism that Homeland Security has been warning us about?

i understand your post and the greater meaning.. but at the same time i just have to say, “i cannot believe you said that”

Everybody? Damn! It's bad enough when my son farts by himself.

4pm pacific is exactly when the screen savers starts. What are you trying to pull here Chris.

Hey, Chris I started a little early is that OK? I should have some left for 4:00… oh,oh,A,wate may be not!

Hey, Chris I started a little early is that OK? I should have some left for 4:00… oh,oh,A,wate may be not!

well, being The Screen Savers start at that time, I can just see it now.. instead of usual introductions from Marty or Megan or whomever, the entire cast and audience will pass gas.. and then the theme music starts.. or may not NEED theme music!!! ;p

by the way, it's 4 now… peeeeeeeYOU!! ;p

Darn… and here I didn't read the post until 4:07 pacific time.

Oh no. 10 minutes too late!!! I can't participate in the test– only the aftermath.

I defenatly smelled something at 4:00. Oh jeez my pants!

This just in…there are reports of a gas plume cloud over the eastern states. Tests were conducted and scientist found exhorbinant amounts of stinkinium gasses. One lit a match made the cloud turn into a ball of flame. There are rumors that this cloud was started by a project initiated online…

You are f***ing disquisting Chris. What is your prob? OkAY, SORRY, JUST KIDDING> LOL. Dats Funny. Next time get us ready earlier. Only 57 people in the world did it. I think you should give us a couple days notice instead of a couple hours

1. ew
2. we need more notice (obviously, since it's now 730pm pacific and i just found out about this)
3. is this your idea of some kind of biological warfare?

When I took part, I think I shat myself. Oops. Too much cayenne pepper in that chili.

Argh! It burns! My nose! Thick… yellow… fumes… burning! Can't breath! And this is coming from a person in Malaysia. Way to go Chris… =/

A little late on the report but, hey, wind speeds were slow today =p

I just realized what happens when everybody in Redmond farts at the same time. They call it an operating system.

Oh man .. I just finished eating … just two hours left to let this sausage omelette and home fries convert to gas. HHHhrrrmmmpphhhhh

Pull my finger…….LOL

Pull my finger…….LOL

dood.. i didn't even know this site existed until today, but for some reason, my butt farted at just before 4pm. call me an overachiever psychic farter, but seriously… that's stinkin' cool! hah.

I thought the world was a little smelly today. I also farted at 4pm. ;-)

here is the perfect link for this blog entry http://www.toilet-humor.org/pooboy.html

Uuhhhhhh…I'm Still Pushing…I Think I Shat My Pants….Uhhhh..Oh Yea…UUhhhhhh (pffft) There Ya go…I shat, therefore I am! Mmmm, I can taste it! My eyes are waterin'….It's chunky….(pffffffffft) Oh yea..there's another.

I'm with nate from above. I just found out about blogging yesterday, and I came right here. I didn't **** at 4:00, but i pinched a serious loaf off, ya know the big duece. anyway, i always stink, maybe i should see a doctor.

I'm always passing gas, I like the squeaky ones best. The cheese and bean burrito is the king of gasmakers as far as my bowel is concerned. What would be interesting is if you had 1000 people stuffed in a room that could bareley contain them, and they all performed a gaseous emission.

Leave it up to Pirillo to bring out the best in everyone! :)

I've found that Burritos rarely produce solids. >:-)

Try milk if you're lactose-intolerant. It'll produce liquids. :-O

****,way too late.

I've farted before.

I have given this topic quite a bit of thought myself. Unfortunatly, due to popilation spread, there isnt all that much that would happen. Except in really close quarters.
On the other hand, if the population of earty were to gather up in some really dense crowd, hold in all of thier farts for a few hours and then “let it rip” — you would probably have some asfixiations, etc — depending on altitude. Thats all that can be said about it. There isnt a definate answer. Well.. except the fact that it would smel bad.
Can anyone here post the gaseous breakdown?

You are all nasty sick minded people who need serious help. How about you all get lives instead of thinking about having everyone in the world **** at the same time. And for the person who said ” i’ve farted before”, way to go… I hope that isnt ur greatest accomplishment in life u pethetic excuse for a person. You’d think over time, humans would become smarter, instead it seems like thier becoming more idiotic everyday.

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