The Pledge of Allegiance Gets Product Placement

iPod Allegra, Tootsie Fab, Fuji United Franco-American. Banana Republic, Ford Chicklets Vans, One Nathan's, Wonder Bod, Disney Vagisil, Wish Listerine, Ban Jergens Hormel.
Can't take credit for this; it appeared in this month's MAD Magazine on p19 (yes, I'm a subscriber). If you don't understand it, read the words aloud to the cadence of the American Pledge of Allegiance.

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