Too many people can't spell my last name. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that there's no “e” in Pirillo. Or maybe you do? From this point forward, I'll only answer to Chris 3.14rillo. It's so… mathematic. I oughta get my driver's license changed to reflect this moniker transmogrification. Pirilleaux would undoubtedly be the French derivative, but I'm a full-blooded Italian. C is the speed of light, but some muppet once said that C is for cookie. Coincidence? Consider this: why do you think these circular pastries disappear into thin air whenever you put them in the jar? It's not a simple container. Oh no, it's an interdimensional transportation device. Think about it. Seriously.