The iPod does a Paris Hilton Sex Video
iDont care what you say: the iPhone is not the end-all, be-all iDevice. I refuse to fall iVictim to the iHype, and iReally iWish all you damn iApple iFanboys would get off my iDamn iBack. iGet it already: you love your iPhone. Great. Life goes on. I’ll be interested in the iPhone after a few iFirmware iRevisions down the iRoad. Until then, it remains a locked-down, overpriced device that doesn’t iCompletely trump its iPredecesors.
For the mobile industry, it’s a gigantic leap ahead in terms of usability and experience - but it doesn’t come close to wiping the walls with compelling iFeatures. You tell me that I need to hold an iPhone in my iHands to get the iTrue iPhone iExperience - but I already know that it’s not going to iHave me at “Hello.” Give me until Leopard, at least?! Jeez, I feel like I need to be a dissenter just to balance out all the iEcho chamber iPhone noise.
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archive.dailypicture.net
November 30th, 1999
at 12:00am
with his wife (?) showing off what would happen if an iPod had *** with a Zune. It’s four minutes long, but there’s only about 30 seconds to a minute of fat in it, which is quite an achievement for a one-premise joke. Chris Pirillo [via Valleywag] [IMG]
Comments by Jon Williams - Gizmodo
November 30th, 1999
at 12:00am
with his wife (?) showing off what would happen if an iPod had *** with a Zune. It’s four minutes long, but there’s only about 30 seconds to a minute of fat in it, which is quite an achievement for a one-premise joke. Chris Pirillo [via Valleywag] [IMG]
Morningzoo
November 30th, 1999
at 12:00am
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November 30th, 1999
at 12:00am
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November 30th, 1999
at 12:00am
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November 30th, 1999
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Danny Morris
July 3rd, 2007
at 5:41am
Chris, your endless misery with life explains why you shouldn’t buy an iPhone. You remind me of New York Jewish people who complain about everything including whining and complaining about everything that delights others, such as the iPhone. It’s a delightful device! Simple as that. And I CAN afford it now (iLove it) and I can afford the next one, and then next one. Apple simply provides me with great pleasure and I don’t limit myself from their pleasure giving brilliance because the haven’t given me the ULTIMATE product! You’re just a cheap miserable ‘Jewish’ boy who can’t part with his money for something as simple as Pleasure. You can’t even appreciate Apple’s long term business strategies which INCLUDE enticing customers without giving them everything a new product can do in the first release. Are you an idiot? Perhaps you don’t understand ‘long-term business strategy’. All of the ‘must haves’ that aren’t in the first release of any Apple product have already been carefully set aside for 2.0 and 3.0 for long term profit gains. For a ‘Jewish’ boy you don’t seem to have any kind of business sense. Mr. Jobs does. He’s a brilliant Jew! Don’t you realize all of your complaints about the iphone were strategically held back for the ‘next generation.’ Duh! Now, go back to your pain in the *** PC corner and apparent loathing for Vista (another Apple rip-off) and sit there and fume over Apple’s stunning success, thrilled Mac groupies, and millions of delighted customers who ENJOY life. Clearly the only thing you won’t complain about in your LIFE will be your funeral service.
iPod Sex Video at Memorable movies
July 3rd, 2007
at 10:18am
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Queen of Suburbia
July 3rd, 2007
at 3:40pm
Apples impressive media wooing, isn’t going to work on me - I always insist on dinner and a movie first!
steve
July 3rd, 2007
at 4:27pm
Funny!
This coming from a guy who bought a tony little gazelle and is going to webcam himself using it.
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July 3rd, 2007
at 4:27pm
[...] 5 - The iPod does a Paris Hilton *** Video ~ Chris Pirillo it remains a locked-down, overpriced device that doesn’t iCompletely trump its iPredecesors. [...]
Shrink Rap
July 4th, 2007
at 11:42am
EDIT: But it may inspire a new religion (Xenu beware). Other blogs and links worth checking out:iPhone dissectedquick review on Kottke.orgDave Winer not gushingTop 10 iPhone apps suck EDIT: Must-see YouTubeChris Pirillo here, with an iPod and a Zune going at it under the covers … Zune doesn’t satisfy like iPhone (Warning: Graphic Gadget Adult Situations).
Steve S
July 4th, 2007
at 1:07pm
Thank goodness for freedom of speech *peers at Danny*. The iPhone is neat, but I agree that the hype machine does need to derail every once in a while.
What I am commenting on though is the video. That is both the funniest and absolute creepiest thing I’ve seen in ages Chris…criminy.
Lumpy's Corner
July 6th, 2007
at 9:21am
I have often, likely too often, gone off about how great a resource all of the Gnomoies are at Wyldryde.org in the various channels they host. One of them being the personbehind this stunt. Before I saw that video this AM, I had already begun this draft. I decided to add this little intro because Chris Pirillo has been mentioned here before and, after viewing it, I just had to… too funny.—
Micahville » Blog Archive » iPhatigued
July 6th, 2007
at 11:42pm
[...] I am glad to see that some is fed up with the iHype besides me. Mr. Pirillo wrote For the mobile industry, it’s a gigantic leap ahead in terms of usability and experience - but it doesn’t come close to wiping the walls with compelling iFeatures. You tell me that I need to hold an iPhone in my iHands to get the iTrue iPhone iExperience - but I already know that it’s not going to iHave me at “Hello.” [...]
Gizmodo Japan(ギズモード・ジャパン), 世界の最新ハイテク情報ブログ
July 8th, 2007
at 9:12am
全くもって無駄な問題設定です。どことなくVIPっぽい気もします。この種の感覚は世界共通なんですかね? -JASON CHEN(MAKI/いちる)Chris Pirillo
Ipod Express » Blog Archive » What Happens When a Zune and an iPod Have Sex?
July 11th, 2007
at 5:07pm
[...] Chris Pirillo [via Valleywag] [...]
binarystatic
July 25th, 2007
at 3:11am
I know that I personally suffer from bad bouts of technolust, but who knew that gadgets can get a littlehot under the circuit boardsas well? Posted by statik at 07:59 AM | Permalink | TrackBacks (0)
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August 1st, 2007
at 6:01am
[...] Chris Pirillo created this funny video of a Zune and an iPod making out, with him and his wife providing the voices and inappropriate noises. I wouldn’t advise watching it at work with the speakers turned up. [...]
J.
September 13th, 2007
at 10:04am
Any idiot who buys a phone that runs up thousands of dollars of roaming charges without asking for permission to make data calls in the background DESERVES to get iPunk’d and become yet another iVictim.
My Treo does everything the iPhone can, does it better, and doesn’t drain my wallet. You go, iFools. :)
Wyatt Kriegbaum
December 31st, 2007
at 9:31pm
Chris i think people would have been happier if you did one about the iphone and lg voyager
News
February 23rd, 2008
at 11:22pm
iChat accessible only via WiFi Now, that would be one helluva update. More in the thread. Related Content: How to Flash iPhone Firmware I Hate IE6! Reasons Not to Buy the new Apple Software Update OK… So I LIKE My iPhoneThe iPod does a Paris Hilton *** Video
hea
April 6th, 2008
at 6:51am
please help my
ifisheyedfool
May 5th, 2008
at 3:18am
I have an iphone and I am not a Jewboy. This product compared to even the free phones or I should say the cheapest phones would result in the iPhone losing. The interface is crippled by design. Using the internet is a huge pita. apple compression codec for music is disgustingly poor. Unfortunately in north America we have been brainwashed into thinking that music that has all of its ability to evoke an emotion is acceptable. Touch screen … Big deal. If you love your iPhone that’s great. For me its just a kids toy. It does not do anything great. Kind of like an easy bake oven. I amgoing to give this to my daughter to play with as soon as the rim 9000 comes out.
moya
August 4th, 2008
at 3:33pm
i love paris hilton
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Ryan
January 8th, 2009
at 6:30pm
Hi I just wanted to say that you both have great points, but I just got the voyager, and I already had the itouch. in comparison the itouch is better. It surfs the web faster and it has great games. However the signal is bad!!!! The iPhone should be with verizon.
Ryan
January 8th, 2009
at 7:39pm
Oh and that was a very very funny vid!!!!!!!!!!!