We're moving to a place with carpets, so… we're going to need a vaccuum. I keep seeing this Dyson dude on the tube, telling me that my current vaccuum isn't a Dyson. I don't even know what kind of model we've got, but it doesn't work well. Do I do the Dyson thing and be all trendy? Is this guy full of nothing but hot, recycled air? Should I get the low reach or the animal upright? Its yellow shell is a little off-putting, but not if this sucker really doesn't suck at sucking. When vaccuums lose suction, you replace the bag. When a Dyson loses suction, it's gotta be broken.