Apphole – attorney who sends cease and desist letters to tech rumor blogs.
Blahg – digital diary that nobody but the author cares about.
Boingy – totally geeky.
Decantered – having your entire entry lifted and posted to another's blog.
Googlephant – person who only uses one search engine for everything.
Gnome-Girl – yo g dawg it is write in fornt of your face.
Menannite – an individual who has a crush on female CSS masters.
Moblog – online journal about the chief Stooge.
Overjoid – getting really excited to have lunch with somebody important.
Perkinsons – disease with a payload of clueless behavior that's always on-line.
RSS – Really Something Silly.
SCOBOL – programming language that only works with Microsoft operating systems.
Technoratee – information whore.
Weinburger – a link sandwich.
Winerd – power user who has the ability to piss off the entire Internet in three sentences or less.