The Blogger's Dictionary (Volume I)
Apphole - attorney who sends cease and desist letters to tech rumor blogs.
Blahg - digital diary that nobody but the author cares about.
Boingy - totally geeky.
Decantered - having your entire entry lifted and posted to another's blog.
Googlephant - person who only uses one search engine for everything.
Gnome-Girl - yo g dawg it is write in fornt of your face.
Menannite - an individual who has a crush on female CSS masters.
Moblog - online journal about the chief Stooge.
Overjoid - getting really excited to have lunch with somebody important.
Perkinsons - disease with a payload of clueless behavior that's always on-line.
RSS - Really Something Silly.
SCOBOL - programming language that only works with Microsoft operating systems.
Technoratee - information whore.
Weinburger - a link sandwich.
Winerd - power user who has the ability to piss off the entire Internet in three sentences or less.
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15 Comments
Anonymous
August 21st, 2003
at 10:27pm
CP - Coffee Power!
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 6:16am
Blahg - http://www.emplynx.com
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 7:16am
W.E.B. - What Enormous Bullshit
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 7:19am
Blahg=What I have, haha. You rule :P
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 7:33am
DeFill-'HIC'-o - Posting drunk to your blog but only realizing it by the amount of hate mail the next day
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 7:46am
So, will you be getting a letter from an “apphole” regarding your rants on yer “boingy” blog about yer SBC service? All you were doing was “blamestorming” they will probably send over a rep. You were gonna “*****-slap” her except she was “bootylicious” AND “technoratee”! … i guess it's a little early and i'm having a VERY “blonde moment” writting this “RSS” … hey, it could be worse, it could be a “DeFill-'HIC'-o-”!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 9:59am
Got everything but the Gnome-girl one. I'sa hope you are not disin' my girl or I'ma gonna go over there and put a red shirt on you and send you on an away team.
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 10:37am
LOL at Yog. Understanding that joke would have to be a “you know you're a geek when” moment. :)
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 11:03am
In reference to “Apphole” oh ThankYOU Lord GoD someone has similar life torture experiences. I am writing a serious HORROR SCRIPT REGARDING EVIL CONDO BOARDS AND INSANE CANNIBAL C..CK SMOKING ATTORNEYS AND THEIR CEASE AND DESIST LETTERS. They give new meaning to the term “vigilante justice.” 20/20 did a piece a few weeks back regarding home owner associations and Condo Boards; I assure you all of the above cited entities and the mere document “cease & desist” are for sure part of the THIRD RING OF HELL. I think they all sit around in secret and ripp the flesh off eachother. “I know God is all powerful; but does he have Lips?” Whoaaa…..
IAMTHEQUIZATSATTERAK/
SIVAR
Anonymous
August 22nd, 2003
at 5:41pm
Peets: a concoction known to radically stimulate body mind and soul of gnome geeks.
Anonymous
August 23rd, 2003
at 8:16am
you forgot audblog :P
Joe
July 15th, 2006
at 4:46pm
bleme = meme for a blog
basically anything video, graphic, clip, code, idea, joke, text-art…. that is transmitted virally via the internet and blogs - and is a meme (an idea or unit of cultural expression).
bleme
joe
July 15th, 2006
at 4:49pm
bleme = a meme for a blog
basically anything that spreads virally on the internet (video, clip, code, graphic, image, joke, etc.) and is a meme - a idea or unit of cultural expressions.
a bleme therefore is a meme spreading virally on the web.
joe
The BlueReign Monologues : 2002-2006
July 16th, 2006
at 1:14pm
What is a Menannite? Read Chris Pirillo’s Post from 22nd August 2003 for a better explanation. Because I am sure no other man on the internet would have the coughballscough to do this, I will match Molly’s List from a man’s perspective
SocioBiblog
June 8th, 2007
at 4:40am
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