That's Incredible!
Every once in a while, our son says something so profound that we have to capture it on video. The problem is: we have no fargin' clue what he said. Bastage! I did my best to chronicle his mutterings (no pun intended), but had an extreme difficulty uncovering their English equivalents. Too bad Google doesn't have a “Puppy” translation engine. They have “German,” but no “Puppy.” That makes absolutely no sense to me. I think MSN has such a tool, but it's buried underneath all the pop-ups and pop-unders. Sprocket doesn't like those kinds of marketing tactics, so I'm forbidden to link to them. Anyway, if you could help me figure out what he's saying, I'd appreciate it.
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16 Comments
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 1:12pm
If good Sir Sprocket is like most dogs I've met, the foremost thought in their mind is, “Got anything to eat?”
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 1:27pm
No, this is a different Corey from the one above, but anyways.
I think Sprocket was saying HELP!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH
Just Kidding.
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 1:28pm
Well do you know Japanese? If so, you could try one of these…
http://www.time.com/time/2002/inventions/tra_bow.html
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 1:31pm
Oh, Claire went nuts and ran for her toy bone as I played that — then bounced back in the room with it as the file ended. For what it's worth…
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 1:50pm
It's obvious. Why aren't you paying attention to ME, daddy?
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 2:50pm
Ask the folks over at Tech Live to show you the story they did on a doggy translater. It only translates into Japanese though. Uh…you do know Japanese don't you?
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 2:57pm
http://www.whatwouldyoudotosaddam.com
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 3:05pm
woof=”I am hungry!”
wooff=”I am thirsty!”
woof-woof=”I gotta pee/take me for a walk!”
woof-woof-wooof=”someone/something doesnt belong here/out there and I am gonna protect you cuz I am dog, see me roar!”
wooooofff=”wuv you” ;)
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 3:40pm
Maybe your dog is saying that let me piss all over your stuff when you're not home.
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 3:43pm
“Let me take over Lockergnome!”
“You've got a booger hanging out of your nose!”
Oh, and I believe I heard, “I haven't humped anything in a while.”
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 4:28pm
put him in a room with other babies and try to listen good, if this doesn't work invent a baby translator. Bet you could do it chris!
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 4:57pm
No,he really was saying,”Chris,give me something to bang !”
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 5:14pm
Sprocket is saying “I cant wait until u leave, then I can piss all over the carpet!”
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 6:06pm
Sounds like “I want to hump your leg right now” to me.
Anonymous
January 25th, 2003
at 7:36pm
What in the heck are you doing to yourself in the web cam pic?
Anonymous
January 26th, 2003
at 1:03am
Well, I tried using the Dog Translation Dictionary(http://www.swampfox.demon.co.uk/utlah/Humour/Hairballs/dogdict.html). But Sprocket has a very interesting dialect, might want to try picking up one of these: http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/features/0109/20010911dog.html Only 12,800 yen! ;)