Every once in a while, our son says something so profound that we have to capture it on video. The problem is: we have no fargin' clue what he said. Bastage! I did my best to chronicle his mutterings (no pun intended), but had an extreme difficulty uncovering their English equivalents. Too bad Google doesn't have a “Puppy” translation engine. They have “German,” but no “Puppy.” That makes absolutely no sense to me. I think MSN has such a tool, but it's buried underneath all the pop-ups and pop-unders. Sprocket doesn't like those kinds of marketing tactics, so I'm forbidden to link to them. Anyway, if you could help me figure out what he's saying, I'd appreciate it.