Jason from MyKungFu e-mailed me a CRON script to keep the Web server up and running without further user intervention. I'm still waiting to hear back from my sysadmin before we implement it, though. While the job is not a permanent solution, it's a workaround that we didn't have before. Thank you, Jason – wherever you may blog. May your children be blessed with boundless wisdom and Pixie Stix.