So, Gretchen and I are driving home from Peet's and we hear Desmond Crisis (or someone who sounds an awful lot like Desmond) on CNET radio say: “Because I own the software.” Almost immediately, the theme from Rocky sprang to mind and I started making up lyrics on the spot. I got home and had the complete parody whipped out in less than two hours. And it shows. Take a listen to I 0wn the Software. Maybe I'll record a better version one of these days?