Smoking lip balm doesn’t make you glamorous. It doesn’t earn you the respect of your peers, whether they’re in the chess club or on the lacrosse team.
I don’t care if all the cool kids are doing it behind the gymnasium after school. Your lungs aren’t in more danger of being chapped than your lips, so put that protective coating where your mouth is. Literally. Smoking lip balm is for chumps. Wouldn’t you rather be a champ?
This has been a PSA by TLDR for the US, UK, HK, UAE, and other sovereign principalities whereby lip balm smoking has become an epidemic.