Thank You, Drive Through
Inspired by one of today's posts on Tummymonsters.com, I thought I'd get this off of my chest once and for all. I cringe whenever I hear someone order an EXPRESSO. There's no “X” in the word, folks. If you don't know how to pronounce it, you shouldn't be allowed to: (a) serve it; (b) drink it; or (c) live. Then, if I ask for cream, I mean real cream… heavy cream… manufacturer's cream… heavy whipping cream. Not half and half. Not a non-dairy creamer. CREAM. That's what I asked for, and that's what I expect you to understand. Give it to me or get out of my way. Don't say you have something when you really have something else. You wouldn't walk into Burger King, ask for a Whopper, and expect to get a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in return, would you? You shouldn't be eating fast food in the first place, but I'll save that argument for another time. My point is: learn about what the hell you're eating or offering.
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14 Comments
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 1:42pm
Relax, its just food
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 1:57pm
Amen, Chris!
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 2:16pm
If YOU don't know how to pronounce it you shouldn't be allowed to talk about it on TV !
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 2:18pm
It's food that KILLS you. Go to some fast food web sites and read the nutrition facts on their food…and then research those things…you won't want to eat there after you find out.
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 3:53pm
oh no! you're going to get me started… i feel a ***** post coming on.
Anonymous
October 28th, 2002
at 5:47pm
I think everyone should be required to work at McDonald's (or similar grease pit) for at least a month. I guarantee you will think twice about eating there.
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 2:15am
I don't care what's in it — I'd sell my soul for a Sonic cheese coney right now!
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 3:23am
Alright, the 'X' is silent. I'm not going to argue with an Italian.
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 8:39am
A real italian would pronounce it 'spresso. :p (OK, well, maybe that just us new york italians)
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 9:17am
hey chris, i pointed poor “Mikey”, from the tummymonsters.com post in your direction. hopefully, his learning curve will go up a little today, thanks to you.
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 7:09pm
Thank You! I hate it when people say Expresso. It drives me nuts!! Just like when people say, Chipoltay, instead of Chipotle. arrrghhhh….
Anonymous
October 29th, 2002
at 7:33pm
Wow, and all this time since I stumbled on your blog I thought you had lost touch with your Italian heritage.
Being of Italian descent myself, the eXpresso thing is a pet peeve of mine too, i also really get angry when people call one cookie a biscotti, when actually it's a biscotto.
enough ranting for me
Good job Chris!
Anonymous
October 30th, 2002
at 11:20pm
eXactly!
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