Men Vitamins for Manly Males

Chris Pirillo — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 21:15:54 +0000

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Ponzi just brought in this little pill organizer and plopped it on my desk. You know the kind, there’s seven little compartments marked with the days of the week. I opened it, and thought the woman was trying to kill me with pills! What are all these?

OK, so apparently these are all vitamins! Does the woman think I’m sick or something? What’s that? Oh. She’s trying to keep me from getting sick. Fine, fine ok. Let’s see what we have here.

Hmm. So I have a B Complex vitamin AND a B12 one? What’s the deal with that? Oh, it maintains healthy cells and stuff. Well, I suppose I want my cells to be healthy and stuff.

Let’s see, there’s also some Omega-3, which is the EFA fatty acid one. That’s the one that benefits the heart of healthy people, people at high risk of cardiovascular disease and patients with cardiovascular disease. Yeah, I guess I want my heart to stay healthy. I’ll take that one too, then.

Ohhh. Here’s one that is good for your eyes, and another one that helps metabolism. Wait. Is she saying my metabolism is slow, and I’m getting fat? There’s also a really ugly green one, that Ponzi claims replaces stuff in my body, since I refuse to eat lettuce and green beans and such. I mean really. If God wanted me to eat green things, he would have put them on this Earth. *innocent look*

OH! There’s one that cleans out arteries. Well hell. My arteries are fine! I LIKE the plaque in them. I want some scientist to come out and admit that all the big hoopla scare over clogged arteries was just a bunch of bunk. My arteries love the plaque! They tell me every day.

So seriously, do I NEED all these vitamins? Ah heck, Ponzi heard that. Great. Someone get me a glass of water….

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