<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss
version="2.0"
xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"
xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/"
><channel><title>Chris Pirillo &#187; scripting_news</title> <atom:link href="http://chris.pirillo.com/tag/scripting_news/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://chris.pirillo.com</link> <description>News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper.</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:32:12 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <copyright>&#xA9; </copyright> <managingEditor>chris@pirillo.com ()</managingEditor> <webMaster>chris@pirillo.com()</webMaster> <category></category> <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords> <itunes:subtitle></itunes:subtitle> <itunes:summary>Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper.</itunes:summary> <itunes:author></itunes:author> <itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/> <itunes:owner> <itunes:name></itunes:name> <itunes:email>chris@pirillo.com</itunes:email> </itunes:owner> <itunes:block>No</itunes:block> <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit> <itunes:image href="http://chris.pirillo.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress_large.jpg" /> <image> <url>http://chris.pirillo.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg</url><title>Chris Pirillo</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com</link> <width>144</width> <height>144</height> </image> <item><title>What Will Dave Winer Do?</title><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/what-will-dave-winer-do/</link> <comments>http://chris.pirillo.com/what-will-dave-winer-do/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:37:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Comic]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beard]]></category> <category><![CDATA[conspiracies]]></category> <category><![CDATA[conspiracy_theorists]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dave_winer]]></category> <category><![CDATA[news_aggregators]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scripting_news]]></category> <category><![CDATA[software_developer]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://chris.pirillo.com/2006/07/30/what-will-dave-winer-do/</guid> <description><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/what-will-dave-winer-do/">What Will Dave Winer Do?</a> is a post from <a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com">Chris Pirillo</a></p><p><a
href="http://blaugh.com/2006/07/28/dave-winer-reduction/" rel="bookmark" title="bLaugh  &amp;raquo; Archive   &amp;raquo; Dave Winer Reduction"><img
class="comic" alt="Dave Winer Reduction" title="Dave Winer Reduction" src="http://blaugh.com/cartoons/060728_winer_quits_blog.gif" width="447" height="250"/></a></p><p>Conspiracy theorists are atwitter with the news that Dave Winer will be stepping away from the blogosphere in a mere matter of months. Some groups claim that Dave wants to live out the REST of his days making SOAP in Montana, while others feel that Dave (himself) is an alien and will soon be flying back to his home planet, Skroob.</p><p>Thousands of online hate groups have issued letters of resignation, finding their purpose to exist &#8220;completely nullified&#8221; by Dave&#8217;s decision. And what will happen with <a
href="http://Scripting.com" title="http://Scripting.com" target="_blank">Scripting.com</a>? It will become a live outline of Winer&#8217;s impending screenplay, some say. Close friends organized an intervention, but none of them could tear themselves away from their respective news aggregators in time to actually confront Dave.</p><p>Other Winer conspiracies include (but are not necessarily limited to) Dave: being pregnant and full-term not long after his retirement begins; wanting to shave his beard without causing other bloggers to grow theirs out of spite; hoping to become the world&#8217;s first software developer to enter [and win] the Iditarod.</p><p>Source: <a
href="http://www.scripting.com/" title="Scripting News: 7/30/2006">Scripting News</a><br
/> Domain: <a
href="https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/registrar/search.asp?domainToCheck=DaveWinery&#038;tld=.COM&#038;isc=blaugh&#038;checkavail=1">DaveWinery.com</a></p><p>[Use the Coupon Code "<a
href="http://bLaugh.com/" title="bLaugh">bLaugh</a>" to save 10% on your next <a
href="https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/registrar/search.asp?isc=blaugh">GoDaddy</a> purchase]<ul
class="related_post"><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/sideburns-tutorial-a-how-to-cosmetics-beauty-tip/" title="Sideburns Tutorial: A &#8220;How To&#8221; Cosmetics Beauty Tip">Sideburns Tutorial: A &#8220;How To&#8221; Cosmetics Beauty Tip</a></li><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/steve-gillmor-and-marc-canter-at-gnomedex-6/" title="Steve Gillmor and Marc Canter at Gnomedex 6">Steve Gillmor and Marc Canter at Gnomedex 6</a></li><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/download-gnomedex-mindmaps/" title="Download Gnomedex MindMaps">Download Gnomedex MindMaps</a></li></ul> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/what-will-dave-winer-do/">What Will Dave Winer Do?</a> is a post from <a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com">Chris Pirillo</a></p><p><a
href="http://blaugh.com/2006/07/28/dave-winer-reduction/" rel="bookmark" title="bLaugh  &amp;raquo; Archive   &amp;raquo; Dave Winer Reduction"><img
class="comic" alt="Dave Winer Reduction" title="Dave Winer Reduction" src="http://blaugh.com/cartoons/060728_winer_quits_blog.gif" width="447" height="250"/></a></p><p>Conspiracy theorists are atwitter with the news that Dave Winer will be stepping away from the blogosphere in a mere matter of months. Some groups claim that Dave wants to live out the REST of his days making SOAP in Montana, while others feel that Dave (himself) is an alien and will soon be flying back to his home planet, Skroob.</p><p>Thousands of online hate groups have issued letters of resignation, finding their purpose to exist &#8220;completely nullified&#8221; by Dave&#8217;s decision. And what will happen with <a
href="http://Scripting.com" title="http://Scripting.com" target="_blank">Scripting.com</a>? It will become a live outline of Winer&#8217;s impending screenplay, some say. Close friends organized an intervention, but none of them could tear themselves away from their respective news aggregators in time to actually confront Dave.</p><p>Other Winer conspiracies include (but are not necessarily limited to) Dave: being pregnant and full-term not long after his retirement begins; wanting to shave his beard without causing other bloggers to grow theirs out of spite; hoping to become the world&#8217;s first software developer to enter [and win] the Iditarod.</p><p>Source: <a
href="http://www.scripting.com/" title="Scripting News: 7/30/2006">Scripting News</a><br
/> Domain: <a
href="https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/registrar/search.asp?domainToCheck=DaveWinery&#038;tld=.COM&#038;isc=blaugh&#038;checkavail=1">DaveWinery.com</a></p><p>[Use the Coupon Code "<a
href="http://bLaugh.com/" title="bLaugh">bLaugh</a>" to save 10% on your next <a
href="https://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/registrar/search.asp?isc=blaugh">GoDaddy</a> purchase]<ul
class="related_post"><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/sideburns-tutorial-a-how-to-cosmetics-beauty-tip/" title="Sideburns Tutorial: A &#8220;How To&#8221; Cosmetics Beauty Tip">Sideburns Tutorial: A &#8220;How To&#8221; Cosmetics Beauty Tip</a></li><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/steve-gillmor-and-marc-canter-at-gnomedex-6/" title="Steve Gillmor and Marc Canter at Gnomedex 6">Steve Gillmor and Marc Canter at Gnomedex 6</a></li><li><a
href="http://chris.pirillo.com/download-gnomedex-mindmaps/" title="Download Gnomedex MindMaps">Download Gnomedex MindMaps</a></li></ul> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://chris.pirillo.com/what-will-dave-winer-do/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>How to Handle Remote Tech Support</title> <description> &lt;em&gt;Using &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.gotoassist.com/chris&quot;&gt;GoToAssist&lt;/a&gt; is the easiest way to view and control another person's computer online. Use it to provide instant technical support to family, friends and customers. Start a session with just one click, and instantly connect with the other party. &lt;/em&gt; </description> <author>chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo)</author> <category>Partner</category> <pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:30:00 GMT</pubDate><link>http://gotoassist.com/chris/</link> <guid>http://gotoassist.com/chris/</guid> </item><item><title>Network Tools for Windows</title> <description>You need these network tools, no matter which operating systems and networks you have to support. &lt;a href=&quot;http://support.solarwinds.com/updates/New-Customer.cfm?ProdID=568&amp;campaign=ipmon_DL_lockergnome&amp;CMP=BAC-ipmonDL_lockergnome&quot;&gt;SolarWinds ipMonitor&lt;/a&gt;: Affordable Network Monitoring for SMBs. Get turnkey network, server and application availability monitoring with SolarWinds ipMonitor v9.0. This easy-to-use, reliable solution for SMBs delivers out-of-the-box availability monitoring so you always know exactly what's up with Active Directory, DNS, Exchange, FTP, Web, IMAP, MS SQL Server, and SMTP. &lt;a href=&quot;http://support.solarwinds.com/updates/New-Customer.cfm?ProdID=568&amp;campaign=ipmon_DL_lockergnome&amp;CMP=BAC-ipmonDL_lockergnome&quot;&gt;Download your free trial today&lt;/a&gt;. Or, try their &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.solarwinds.com/products/freetools/&quot;&gt;totally free tools&lt;/a&gt;! And, through 2/29, save 20% when you purchase &lt;a href=&quot;http://store.solarwinds.com/s.nl/sc.16/.f&quot;&gt;ipMonitor 9.0&lt;/a&gt;. </description> <author>chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo)</author> <category>Partner</category> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT</pubDate><link>http://support.solarwinds.com/updates/New-Customer.cfm?ProdID=568&amp;campaign=ipmon_DL_lockergnome&amp;CMP=BAC-ipmonDL_lockergnome</link> <guid>http://support.solarwinds.com/updates/New-Customer.cfm?ProdID=568&amp;campaign=ipmon_DL_lockergnome&amp;CMP=BAC-ipmonDL_lockergnome</guid> </item> <item><title>Get Your Own Web Site</title> <description>Starting at just $3.99/month, web hosting from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=cp2&quot;&gt;GoDaddy&lt;/a&gt; includes 99.9% uptime, 24/7 support and free access to GoDaddy Hosting Connection, THE place to install over 30 FREE applications sure to help you get the most from your hosting plan and Web site. Enter &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=cp2&quot;&gt;code CP2&lt;/a&gt; at checkout, and save an additional 10% on any order.
&lt;p&gt;Plus, as a friend of Chris Pirillo, enter code &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=chris7&quot;&gt;CHRIS7&lt;/a&gt;, that's C-H-R-I-S and the number 7, when you check out, and save an additional 10% on any order. Get your piece of the internet at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=chris7&quot;&gt;GoDaddy.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt; </description> <author>chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo)</author> <category>Partner</category> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT</pubDate><link>http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=cp1</link> <guid>http://www.godaddy.com/gdshop/default.asp?isc=cp1</guid> </item><item><title>VMware and Parallels for Virtual Machines</title> <description> It doesn't matter if you're running on Windows or Mac OS X - every power user needs either &lt;a href=&quot;http://send.onenetworkdirect.net/z/13766/rn_a32755/&quot;&gt;Parallels&lt;/a&gt; or &lt;a href=&quot;http://send.onenetworkdirect.net/z/17081/rn_a32755/&quot;&gt;VMware&lt;/a&gt; (or both). There's never been an easier way to test software without destroying your primary operating system's stability. Think of how many times you wish you could press a 'reverse' button on your computer. Plus, there's no easier way to try new Linux distributions - see what all the fuss is about. Run Windows in OS X, run Linux in Windows, but the best way to do either is with &lt;a href=&quot;http://send.onenetworkdirect.net/z/17081/rn_a32755/&quot;&gt;VMware&lt;/a&gt; and/or &lt;a href=&quot;http://send.onenetworkdirect.net/z/13766/rn_a32755/&quot;&gt;Parallels&lt;/a&gt;. </description> <author>chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo)</author> <category>Partner</category> <pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:30:00 GMT</pubDate><link>http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/02/19/parallels-or-vmware/</link> <guid>http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/02/19/parallels-or-vmware/</guid> </item><item><title>Coupons for Online Shopping</title> <description>&lt;p style=&quot;color: red&quot;&gt;This feed is fueled by Lockergnome &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.lockergnome.com/buy/&quot;&gt;Online Shopping and Coupon Codes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
Before you shop next time, see if we have &lt;a href=&quot;http://coupons.lockergnome.com/&quot;&gt;a coupon&lt;/a&gt; first.
&lt;/p&gt; </description> <author>chris@lockergnome.com (Chris Pirillo)</author> <category>Partner</category> <pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 07:56:13 GMT</pubDate><link>http://coupons.lockergnome.com/</link> <guid>http://coupons.lockergnome.com/</guid> </item> </channel> </rss><!--
This site's performance optimized by W3 Total Cache:

W3 Total Cache improves the user experience of your blog by caching
frequent operations, reducing the weight of various files and providing
transparent content delivery network integration.

Learn more about our WordPress Plugins: http://www.w3-edge.com/wordpress-plugins/

Minified using memcached
Page Caching using memcached
Database Caching 17/35 queries in 0.122 seconds using memcached
Content Delivery Network via maxcdn.chris.pirillo.com

Served from: 192.168.20.61 @ 2009-11-25 11:45:57 -->