Chris Pirillo » paris-hilton http://chris.pirillo.com News and Reviews! Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper. Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:11:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 © chris@pirillo.com () chris@pirillo.com() Geek, Internet Entrepreneur, Hardware Addict, Software Junkie, Book Author, Once TV Show Host, Technology Enthusiast, Shameless Self-Promoter, Tech Conference Coordinator, Early Adopter, Idea Evangelist, Tech Support Blogger, Bootstrapper, Media Personality, Technology Consultant, Thicker Quicker Picker Upper. chris@pirillo.com No no http://chris.pirillo.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpgChris Pirillohttp://chris.pirillo.com 144 144 The iPod does a Paris Hilton Sex Videohttp://chris.pirillo.com/the-ipod-does-a-paris-hilton-sex-video/ http://chris.pirillo.com/the-ipod-does-a-paris-hilton-sex-video/#comments Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:44:15 +0000 Chris http://chris.pirillo.com/2007/07/03/the-ipod-does-a-paris-hilton-sex-video/ The iPod does a Paris Hilton Sex Video is a post from Chris Pirillo

iDont care what you say: the iPhone is not the end-all, be-all iDevice. I refuse to fall iVictim to the iHype, and iReally iWish all you damn iApple iFanboys would get off my iDamn iBack. iGet it already: you love your iPhone. Great. Life goes on. I’ll be interested in the iPhone after a few iFirmware iRevisions down the iRoad. Until then, it remains a locked-down, overpriced device that doesn’t iCompletely trump its iPredecesors.

For the mobile industry, it’s a gigantic leap ahead in terms of usability and experience – but it doesn’t come close to wiping the walls with compelling iFeatures. You tell me that I need to hold an iPhone in my iHands to get the iTrue iPhone iExperience – but I already know that it’s not going to iHave me at “Hello.” Give me until Leopard, at least?! Jeez, I feel like I need to be a dissenter just to balance out all the iEcho chamber iPhone noise.

]]> The iPod does a Paris Hilton Sex Video is a post from Chris Pirillo

iDont care what you say: the iPhone is not the end-all, be-all iDevice. I refuse to fall iVictim to the iHype, and iReally iWish all you damn iApple iFanboys would get off my iDamn iBack. iGet it already: you love your iPhone. Great. Life goes on. I’ll be interested in the iPhone after a few iFirmware iRevisions down the iRoad. Until then, it remains a locked-down, overpriced device that doesn’t iCompletely trump its iPredecesors.

For the mobile industry, it’s a gigantic leap ahead in terms of usability and experience – but it doesn’t come close to wiping the walls with compelling iFeatures. You tell me that I need to hold an iPhone in my iHands to get the iTrue iPhone iExperience – but I already know that it’s not going to iHave me at “Hello.” Give me until Leopard, at least?! Jeez, I feel like I need to be a dissenter just to balance out all the iEcho chamber iPhone noise.

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http://live.pirillo.com/ – I’m about as sick of hearing about the iPhone as I am about Paris Hilton. The only thing separating the iPod from Paris is a sex tape – so I took care of that.
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http://live.pirillo.com/ – I’m about as sick of hearing about the iPhone as I am about Paris Hilton. The only thing separating the iPod from Paris is a sex tape – so I took care of that.
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Some people are just… crazy:

Paris, that’s no good to drive a car when you’re drunk but anyway I feel sad you’re in a prison now. 23 days is not so bad though. I feel so sorry you’re there now and just wanna say that you at least can to know that there are the guy in Russia who thinking of you and wishing you all the best. Paris, you know, I would love to invite you to meet when you will go out from the jail house. I have to say that I’m not just a crazy fun of you, I do not want your autograph and I’m not fallen in love with you but i think you’re just great and you’re great not because you’re a celebrity queen or super star, no… but just because you’re great independetly from all of that. I’m not a super star or celebrity but anyway I think it’s still possible for us to meet and to have a good time. As you sang in your song “Nothing In This World”… so I guess… nothing in this World impossible. I really want to meet you so much… as much as I forced to show it to the half of the world to catch your eye. But I don’t care! I do not know another way to contact you. I was thinking how can I leave my phone number for you and I decided that the best way is to send a fax to Paris Hilton Entertainment. I better stop now and hope you will at least call me. Sergey, from mother Russia!

]]> Paris Hilton Prison Sex Video is a post from Chris Pirillo

Some people are just… crazy:

Paris, that’s no good to drive a car when you’re drunk but anyway I feel sad you’re in a prison now. 23 days is not so bad though. I feel so sorry you’re there now and just wanna say that you at least can to know that there are the guy in Russia who thinking of you and wishing you all the best. Paris, you know, I would love to invite you to meet when you will go out from the jail house. I have to say that I’m not just a crazy fun of you, I do not want your autograph and I’m not fallen in love with you but i think you’re just great and you’re great not because you’re a celebrity queen or super star, no… but just because you’re great independetly from all of that. I’m not a super star or celebrity but anyway I think it’s still possible for us to meet and to have a good time. As you sang in your song “Nothing In This World”… so I guess… nothing in this World impossible. I really want to meet you so much… as much as I forced to show it to the half of the world to catch your eye. But I don’t care! I do not know another way to contact you. I was thinking how can I leave my phone number for you and I decided that the best way is to send a fax to Paris Hilton Entertainment. I better stop now and hope you will at least call me. Sergey, from mother Russia!

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