Our wedding is in another week or so… OH MY GOD, OUR WEDDING IS IN ANOTHER WEEK!? How is this possible? Why didn’t someone tell me about this? Will there be free WiFi? Why didn’t Ponzi add an HP 30″ LCD monitor to their wedding registry on Amazon? Inquiring minds wanna know.

I realize that thousands of bloggers have been asking themselves: “Yes, they’re getting hitched – but what will their kids look like?” You might be asking yourself how I know that so many bloggers are asking themselves this very question. You might also be asking yourself: “Are they seriously serious about having kids?!” Unagi!

Instead of waxing pathetic about the whole “marriage is the blending of two lives” story, I thought I’d simply illustrate it for you in animated GIF form. Courtesy of my friends at Morpheus Software (this link good for an exclusive $10 savings), here’s what we’re going to do on December 9th. Yes, the world’s very first live morphing event will be happening in downtown Bellevue that night!

Obviously, we can’t do that in person (not without VERY special software) – but at least your mind can rest assured knowing what Ponzi and I would look like if we really met each other half way. I don’t know whether to be turned on or disgusted?

Well, if you think you can do a better morph of us, be my guest.

What Will Our Kids Look Like?